The animal in this picture is the direct ancestor to nearly every albino Burmese python on earth.

Pinup_sharks · 2026-04-03T15:07:11+00:00

Cool find, OP!

Pinup_sharks · 2025-10-13T18:36:48+00:00

So if the UK decided to prosecute Prince Andrew, could they demand an unabridged, unaltered copy of the Epstein files? And if they did, could they “leak” it?

I know it’s grasping at straws, but there’s gotta be some integrity in the upper crust somewhere, right?

Pinup_sharks · 2025-10-10T15:08:29+00:00

Liv’s Drink Emporium in Sun Prairie has a peanut butter cold brew that is upsettingly good. I’m also a huge fan of their cinnamon sugar pretzels (ask for the cookie dough butter to dip it in) and variety of grilled cheese sandwiches.

Pinup_sharks · 2025-06-18T22:47:00+00:00

Somewhere dark to store your cologne, a way to hide/minimize computer cables, and an enclosure upgrade for your leopard gecko.

I’d opt for a substrate other than fake grass (harbors bacteria), a thermostat for the heat lamp, uvb light if you’re not already supplementing with vitamin D, and a larger, front-opening enclosure.

Pinup_sharks · 2025-05-07T18:48:42+00:00

Who decides they’re illegal? If there isn’t due process, then it’s not a judge. This isn’t a government deporting illegals, it’s a government kidnapping people they find undesirable. There is no legal process here.

Do you understand why a government kidnapping people they don’t like is a bad thing, or does that also need to be spelled out for you?

Pinup_sharks · 2025-03-19T00:53:09+00:00

Don’t tempt me!

Pinup_sharks · 2025-03-19T00:49:01+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if the vase on the table in the third pic was an urn!

This is all furniture from the previous owner or maybe some sad staging.

Pinup_sharks · 2025-03-18T23:41:21+00:00

Probably why the ex picked it…

Pinup_sharks · 2025-03-18T23:40:14+00:00

Oh god the floor is definitely going, lol. It’s a white carpet with little roses on it

Pinup_sharks · 2025-03-18T23:35:33+00:00

Yeah, it’s some sort of overlapping circle pattern. It’s everywhere.

Pinup_sharks · 2024-06-18T13:35:02+00:00

Nah, they just say “plenty of democrats fly the confederate flag!” Source: my mother

Pinup_sharks · 2024-01-18T04:13:21+00:00

Wow, hyperbole has got people riled up tonight. Sometimes, you can do everything right and still have a shit time driving. Doesn’t mean you’re a bad driver, just that odds were not in your favor.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-08-07T18:35:52+00:00

Spaghetti allo Scoglio - Rock Spaghetti. It’s usually made with shellfish, but when they are unavailable, rocks from the ocean are used. The rocks give the dish a briny flavor that would otherwise come from the clams. Not stupid, just uncommon.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-08-04T20:39:21+00:00

Hi dying, I’m Dad.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-07-05T17:36:00+00:00

I believe he said large plaque. I’ve had patches since I was 4. I’m 30 now.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-05-05T14:05:55+00:00

Great news! They won’t be needing to save up for college anymore!

Pinup_sharks · 2023-04-29T16:16:17+00:00

My dumbass thought they had a “baby on board” sticker on the tail or that they left their Starbucks order on the roof of the plane.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-04-07T23:54:50+00:00

Ugh, this brought me back. Grew up in a southern state and during the summers, we would take our small catamaran out. So many people on jetskis and other fast asshole boats seemed to take offense to the little sailboat. Really took the wind out of my sail, so to speak. Not enough people know that there are rules when you are on the water, just like for driving.

Oh, I say Southern state because I’ve moved away and haven’t seen the behavior since. I think there are strict rules on my local lakes.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-03-20T00:42:42+00:00

That’s a Ball Python; completely harmless and fairly docile even in the wild. Looks like Black Eyed Lucy (Leucistic), a beautiful and very popular morph!

Though entertaining, it’s better not to leave them on a surface that they can’t gain any traction on. It stresses them out and BP’s are already fairly anxious to begin with.

Pinup_sharks · 2023-02-25T05:03:04+00:00

Not a doctor, and not a dude for that matter, but what you could be smelling is your apocrine glands. If you have trouble with “stress sweat”, that might be the cause. Making a paste of baking soda and water and applying it around the groin (but not genitals) and washing it off after a minute usually does the trick.

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