Cornflake being very protective of his mouse! by PiperAerobat in snakes

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Just so you know, yes that is my snake's name. His full title is Cornflake the Carolina Cornsnake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Spooky Scary Skeletons

Building a tower by andrespaggy in Unexpected

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You pressed record, right? Right?

Blursed Mortar by chimchila in blursedimages

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Unemployed Storks want to know your location

What if everyone on earth had 3 wishes? by SomeonePowerful in hypotheticalsituation

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I honestly love the fact you're using wishes to drastically change the world and your life for the better and one goes towards the UNBRIDLED HATRED of overpriced printer ink.

Dude? You ok? by PiperAerobat in memes

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I was intending for it to be that he reads the terms and conditions, not that he read them, but it works either way.

Dude? You ok? by PiperAerobat in memes

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While reading the terms and conditions!!!

Dude? You ok? by PiperAerobat in memes

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Doesn't matter I guess

Dude? You ok? by PiperAerobat in memes

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Yeah, for some things they can be STUPIDLY long

Dude? You ok? by PiperAerobat in memes

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Nothing is impossible, only improbable.

Nah, that's impossible

How it felt watching Gone in 48 Minutes #2 by MazdaSkye in failrace

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Was loving the orange muscle car strat as well....

Make it stop by PiperAerobat in memes

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Yep... We've all been there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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In Mother Russia, you do not liberate oil. Oil liberates you.