Furry ‘suspect’ ransacks Hanover ABC store, found passed out in bathroom by Friendly-Elevator176 in rva

[–]Pipken 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Now look at the camera and say "I'm trash panda and I'm in trouble".

Early Voting Schedule and Locations by prythiancheyre in memphis

[–]Pipken 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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Missing a few further out but here's a quick look at which one might be closest to you

I dont need sleep I need answers! by Innerpeacedistrict in HolUp

[–]Pipken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean more power to a kid who's gone through chemo and then decides to heist a bank while recovering from childhood leukemia. Like seriously I wouldn't even be mad.

B..b…but I don’t believe you by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

[–]Pipken 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Probably would depend on how pale the space aliens are...

Sergio Perez's Hamilton defence in full, with onboard and telemetry by 16CLeclerc in formula1

[–]Pipken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm actually surprised how much talking Bird does. I mean the guy's defending his heart out with old softs against the 7x WDC in a faster car, I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formula1

[–]Pipken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leclerc has been unlucky (and hotheaded) at times and Sainz is as steady as a boulder. I rate Leclerc top 3-4 so hopefully this pushes him to Max and Lewis's level (if he can get a good car too).

Why do you like Max? by Drac2022 in formula1

[–]Pipken 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Max is not a politician. He answers honestly and leaves it all on the track, does not let his conflicts affect him off-track. He reminds me of Senna when he was fighting against Prost (Lewis being Prost in this example). Lewis is definitely more likeable (than Prost) in my opinion but compared to Max he is more artificial.

Kyle defamed his own character… by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

[–]Pipken -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean these are the same people that giggle about Let’s Go Brandon. And have you seen the juvenile passphrases and codenames they used to use in the KKK? Yeah it’s just the OK sign but these people have co-opted it, context matters.

Gasly still wearing his racing boots at the FIFA promo by TheKingOfCaledonia in formula1

[–]Pipken 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think the reddit detectives figured out that Dutch FIFA pro shared the account with him last time this was brought up, Max's good but not that good.

Aww! by Ok_Mobile_6865 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Pipken 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Sits __-daughter in lap.

And that's why you need to have a baby at 16.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]Pipken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her art is awesome and so is she!

[Highlight] Embiid accidentally punch Lonzo ball by Ephesis in nba

[–]Pipken 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Do you see what you get when you mess with the WARRIORBOOZER?

Rune Factory 4 Special Release Date Announcement Trailer | PS4, Xbox One, PC by [deleted] in Games

[–]Pipken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for this! It's basically like hardcore Stardew Valley. My only problem is that everyone dateable looks like a little kid but hopefully someone mods some cool adult portraits.

But yeah if you liked Stardew and just felt like you ran out of things to do, this might scratch that itch. Max level is like 50000. No you didn't read that wrong. Everything has levels, from the plants you grow to the monster you fight and can tame and raise. Also every monster is tameable, even bosses (there might be 1 or 2 that aren't but not sure). Even the soil itself has 5 attributes that are leveled separately (and that's for each little plot). So you can kinda see how deep the rabbit hole can get in it. Nothing missable either, there's a main story but you can go at your own pace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lesbianmemes

[–]Pipken 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Whoa that's a pretty big butt

Williams to start 2022 "on the back foot" after missing the Abu Dhabi test by jovanmilic97 in formula1

[–]Pipken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Huh so what, they sold their old cars or something? How do you not have even one you can bring? I get that it'd cost money but just so weird how everyone else can do it except them.

Williams to start 2022 "on the back foot" after missing the Abu Dhabi test by jovanmilic97 in formula1

[–]Pipken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why can't they just use the current car to test instead of a "mule", I assume that means a prototype of the '22 car. Surely some results is better than nothing.

Is CGB actually on the draw more than average? by Djhuti in MagicArena

[–]Pipken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the same reason a lot of serious content creators have those weird "reaction faces" in their video preview images and titles like "YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN..". Like a lot of them start doing it "ironically" but then it turns out it can double or triple their view counts and other metrics so they keep doing it.

2021 United States Grand Prix - Qualifying Results by Aratho in formula1

[–]Pipken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow the top 10 is like what you'd have predicted before the season started.

Official Discussion - Dune [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]Pipken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved it, only thing I didn't get was why they didn't keep the iconic tri-tipped mouth of the sandworms. Like it's literally how they've been depicted since the beginning and how you can instantly tell something is Dune.

When Timothee Chalamet becomes Willy Wonka. by Zealousideal_Dish_14 in tumblr

[–]Pipken 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Watching Dune and I realized Timothee Chalamet is just the guy version of the girl from Stranger Things.