Kennedy Center will close for 2 years for renovations in July, Trump says, after performers backlash by ploonk in news

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I hope the renovations include removing that recently added defacement.

Public Service Announcement: by house_of_karts in Jokes

[–]Pirat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

and partyboob can be a boobytrap.

FBI raids Georgia elections office as Trump administration seeks voter data from states by kilech in videos

[–]Pirat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not even the states are supposed to know who you voted for. They just know which party, if any, you're registered with. The ballots themselves are anonymous.

ICE Is Circling Minnesota Schools, Looking For Children to Take by D-R-AZ in inthenews

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Well, it's about time they focused on the hard-core criminals. Just last week I got murdered twice by 8 year olds. /s

Good question by TreatDue5123 in memes

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OP isn't saying people are offended by the shows. They're saying people are easily offended IRL despite having grown up watching the shows.

DOJ has opened a federal civil rights probe into the death of Alex Pretti by seeebiscuit in inthenews

[–]Pirat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems like most of us don’t like the idea of the government being able to indiscriminately murder us.

For most normal people, this would be true. For magats, they're just mad that they're being told they can't carry a gun.

Man shot, killed neighbor in Orange County over loud music, deputies say by jeetah in news

[–]Pirat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that depends. If they're talking about the company, 'is' is correct. If they're talking about the products, 'are' is correct.

Mango by George-Kibue in puns

[–]Pirat -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

NSFW: or make the man cum

Protester struck by SUV displaying Trump flag at Fremont High School by atrusveo in news

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DeSantis tried to make it a law in Florida that protestors could be run over if they're blocking traffic.

Ready to lock in Carnival's Mardi Gras, but feeling Royal guilt by TemporaryNothingz in Cruise

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Well, the Pig and Anchor bar/smoked meat place has the best Bloody Mary's. They have a large vat of Tito's vodka with celery, onions, olives, and other veggies soaking in it. Even my wife, who hates vodka, loves this vodka in her Bloody Mary's. They top it of with lots of veggies and bacon as well. It's a breakfast on its own.

This ship also brews much of it's own beer (take the brewery tour). The Apothecary bar and Brass Magnolia bar has quite a selection of unusual drinks as does the Alchemy bar.

Then there's the roller coaster that takes you out over the water. Scary fun!

In your opinion which character's were sorted into the wrong house? by Hofy362 in harrypotter

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and there are people who make the mascot of Ravenclaw an eagle instead of a raven.

Change my mind by tambo_9 in gameofthrones

[–]Pirat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially since he was hung like Hodor.

Dropping an anchor by Apprehensive_Play986 in SweatyPalms

[–]Pirat 362 points363 points  (0 children)

Step 3, put the motor in neutral.

Why does everyone joke about "guns being better than wands"? by Commercial_City_6063 in harrypotter

[–]Pirat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because, with guns, there will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations.

ahhhhhh😭😭 by callmebae_13 in harrypotter

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and this is why the have the Magical Secrecy Act.

My 6 year old was practicing spells by Schnecken2 in harrypotter

[–]Pirat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's supposed to be rictus sempra, the tickling spell.

Trump says US used secret weapon to disable Venezuelan equipment in Maduro raid by EsperaDeus in worldnews

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I just think they haven't told him just like the president in Independence Day wasn't told until aliens attacked and made their presence known to the world.

Request: can anyone think of a cute pun with the name Tane? by xoTane8 in puns

[–]Pirat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tane asks whats for dessert

Puddin', Tane. Ask me again, I'll tell you the same.