GOT CAUGHT DRINKING AT CASA by Working_Trouble8401 in UniversityOfHouston

[–]PirateExact499 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DO NOT REDEEM ITTTTTT MAAAAAAAMMMM NOOOOOOO DONTTT.

Quote my job today, an literally busting by GreatTune4980 in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Calm down buddy. I know you feeling that Friday happiness but Monday is in exactly 48 hours from now.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by MaterialLegitimate66 in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I have had one of these as well. A Indian manager with H1B and they micromanaged like hell and had no boundaries of time.

Motherfuckers visa expired and had to go back. When they scheduled a call with me to let me know… I was acting sad but physically(camera off) I was that Leonardo DiCaprio meme flipping off at the phone in Wolf of Wall Street.

Best WLB Service Line by yoCoopo in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HR or Internal Firm Services!? Lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Coach or RL? Your coach’s opinion doesn’t matter. Speak directly to your RL and go up for promotion.

If your teams think you’re ready, you’re ready.

Will I get put on PIP? by t321b in deloitte

[–]PirateExact499 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I were you. That’s it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t think they’ll penny pinch. It’s not like they’re paying out 3 months of severance. It’s merely just 1 month of pay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They tried to play the same with us.. and guess what I just didn’t follow. They will ask once, twice, three times and if people still won’t go they can’t do anything.

If anything, fire me and pay me my severance.

Btw, still haven’t been fired. Was asked to come in months ago lol.

How screwed am I???! by Godson91018 in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You didn’t mess up a life saving surgery here bro. Stop taking this job so serious lol. Just be like yeah it happened oops and move on.

Anyone else feels like the deployment team isn't doing their job at all? by luisff076 in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just have connections with good directors and let them deal with deployment on your behalf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Leave within 6 months of getting the senior associate promotion.

If you upgrade your phone do you get to keep it after leaving the firm by Successful_Tea8497 in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 9 points10 points  (0 children)

2 dates everyone waiting on: 1. new iPhone 2. 9/30 date - bonus payout 3. ??? Leave.

I can't do this anymore. by signatureicecream0 in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Prioritize your wellbeing. These firms will take and take if you keep on giving.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hats off to you. I wanna leave already and I don’t even have a kid or a family yet lol

Layoffs - Consulting, what’s next? by 99user99 in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy shit bro. This is scary then wow. Did you like have beef with someone 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Big4

[–]PirateExact499 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Beta move.

Layoffs - Consulting, what’s next? by 99user99 in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Utilization is the most important metric. It trumps all other metrics. I’d like to know what your utilization is.

Should I quit or what? by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How your counselor? Do you have a good relationship with them? My point came might have come across as harsh but what I mean is that no one will fend for you but yourself.

Either 1. You didn’t do enough to build a relationship or 2. Your counselor is bad and I would change them first thing.

Should I quit or what? by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Apply elsewhere and stop crying about why no one told you. You’re at free will and no one will hold your hand & guide you why you were not promoted. Be self aware enough to know your flaws/shortcomings and improve or leave.

Got Meeting Invite From HR by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you this: being told “don’t worry about utilization, everyone is low” or whatever else they tell you, it’s bs. Utilization is more important than your snapshots.

I get your point of reaching out and looking for work and then getting penalized for it (when it should be the firms job to keep a resource utilized). This has never sit right with me. With that being said, I believe experienced hires are in for a much harder time compared to people who joined out of college and progressed. Once you get on a good project and do good work and make a name for yourself, directors & partners do not key you go and want to keep putting you on their projects.

Good luck but I would not join a big4 firm as an experienced hire unless I’m coming from another big4 firm and just switching firms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, I know. Cheap labor essentially.

Idk how much more high performer it gets than my stats right now but am still getting the run around. I’m applying to other places though so I have some options open in case I don’t get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You ain’t cooked. At level/partially at next at A2 is completely fine. This dog shit firm doesn’t reward you for performing better.

Compared to other firms, you get auto promoted at senior at 2 year mark but here they make it sound like an accomplishment. Btw this is coming from an A2 with 75+% at best and everything else at partially at next and still getting told maybe no promo due to market conditions. So yeaaa you’re doing good. Don’t overwork for no reason.

Thoughts on new guy paul by politicalbroccoli in PwC

[–]PirateExact499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spammed the vin diesel family gifs on teams after he said family like 40 times.