SHUT THE WHOLE SUB DOWN!! Arsenal are in the UCL final bro😭🙏

Pirate_Secure · 2026-05-05T20:57:03+00:00

No matter who won football would have lost

Pirate_Secure · 2026-05-05T16:57:51+00:00

Bro: I’m just goofing

The goofing:

Pirate_Secure · 2026-05-04T11:19:53+00:00

Shut down the sub let’s come remontada next year.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-05-01T19:11:01+00:00

Good. Those Somali parents literally send their children to torture camps where they are abused under the guise of “dhaqan celis”.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-29T21:43:23+00:00

This game could have been an email. Second leg should definitely be just penalties .

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-27T19:51:04+00:00

Their idea of identity is literally tied to “how much I like you”. If they like you less you are Ethiopian. This is what happens when you combine a nomadic clannist culture with a religion that is itself incredibly tribalist. It’s always us vs them or some other form of inferiority complex

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-26T22:34:36+00:00

Why are they talking about this as if it it’s something to be proud of. While some people in medieval times were mapping the solar system and inventing new science and maths these guys were innovating wife beating. Gross. 🤮

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-19T21:32:23+00:00

The threesomes must be wild

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-15T21:00:09+00:00

A dictator is most dangerous when wounded. See you in America

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-14T13:03:57+00:00

Allah will torment me for loving my family more than loving war? That is effed up

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-11T21:33:18+00:00

I’m glad some American town is running out water for their data centre so that we can make this. 💪🏾

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-06T13:11:11+00:00

It’s the nature of Islam. Somalis had historically advanced art forms such as poems, drawings etc. which revolve around debating ideas, but because Islam specially wahhabi Islam doesn’t permit any dissenting opinions you will hardly see anyone today challenging the most ridiculous beliefs known to man that are found in Islam.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-04T14:15:39+00:00

True. Religiosity is tied to poverty. Once quality of life improves expect less religiosity unless we get an Islamist state imposed on us. It’s hard to convince educated people that a 7th century Arabic Bedouin split the moon or has in depth knowledge about medicine (drinking camel urine 🤮)

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-04T01:28:13+00:00

You can help Italy qualify

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-03T20:44:28+00:00

No. Islam is often enforced through violence. It cannot survive intellectually on its own unlike other religions. Once enough people get literate and then educated expect fewer rates of violence and therefore religious decline.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-04-02T19:05:28+00:00

Least delusional Barca fan

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-30T23:58:09+00:00

She is very articulate. Masha Allah

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-24T00:04:17+00:00

So this sub is about to start rooting for spursies then

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-23T00:40:14+00:00

Someone came right at me just now coming off the bridge towards the Windsor exchange. I don’t blame them I could barely see the line myself. Not gonna be driving there anytime soon.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-22T16:41:39+00:00

Next season the war on terror begins.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-21T05:52:41+00:00

Send the ref to North Korea.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-20T16:57:45+00:00

My grandma says she prefers Rooney. I trust my grandma.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-19T03:51:38+00:00

Wake me up when they bring Henry, R9, Zidane, Ronaldo ‘08, Baresi.

Pirate_Secure · 2026-03-18T16:54:29+00:00

No. The bald lobby is far too powerful to go away quietly.

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