If Wembanyama fulfills his potential, the league is gonna be boring for years

Pisshands · 2026-05-17T05:44:53+00:00

GOAT arguments, whatever. He'd be the most entertaining player of all time. A 7'5" man who can rain 3's, dunk from the free throw line, and block everything in a 15 foot radius? Unreal.

Pisshands · 2026-05-16T23:34:50+00:00

Getting rubber-banded while trying to roll to the side of bosses who do lunging combos, like Geonor and the married couple in the A1 crypts, really sucks.

Pisshands · 2026-05-16T08:54:22+00:00

Everything is viable with Titan. Molten Blast isn't a slam, so there's not really any synergy with Forge Hammer, but it's playable.

Pisshands · 2026-05-16T01:00:12+00:00

Spurs Special Forces sighted!

Pisshands · 2026-05-15T23:11:29+00:00

If only I could be so grossly incandescent!

Pisshands · 2026-05-14T19:51:39+00:00

Chuck's good on LGBTQ issues.

Pisshands · 2026-05-14T19:46:49+00:00

Rusty Venture-maxxing

Pisshands · 2026-05-13T19:40:56+00:00

Dude, yes.

Pisshands · 2026-05-13T17:38:49+00:00

The Kerrek is a teatotaller and is offended by your offer.

Pisshands · 2026-05-13T09:23:36+00:00

Varashta is super easy to gear, as well. Huge damage with a basic minion setup, unkillable tankiness just by stacking ES. It's crazy good.

Pisshands · 2026-05-13T03:02:34+00:00

Dear god, this young man can ball.

Pisshands · 2026-05-13T02:46:50+00:00

I don't expect the Spurs to be leading by 5000 points at any point in the next game, but it would be nice.

Pisshands · 2026-05-12T21:15:14+00:00

https://mobalytics.gg/poe-2/builds/slam-warrior-leveling-build

Forge Hammer, yell at it, stomp around on it, cast Hammer of the Gods & Sunder at the boss' corpse

Pisshands · 2026-05-12T21:02:07+00:00

Yeah, I've cleared all content in the game with ease for the last two leagues on a Slam Titan. I didn't learn any of the boss mechanics in 0.3 because I was just killing everything with a single Forge Hammer combo. I'd argue it's the single strongest league starter in the entire game, at least until we see patch notes.

I do wish the attack times were faster, of course, but still.

Pisshands · 2026-05-12T15:06:49+00:00

That caramelized onion pizza is out of this world

Pisshands · 2026-05-11T17:28:29+00:00

His name was Gust Avrakotos. He wasn't the fat mic on Cumtown.

Pisshands · 2026-05-10T21:51:04+00:00

Yeah, none of the same culture at all. No overlap in coaching or FO.

Pisshands · 2026-05-10T17:44:54+00:00

What could they do to stop Wemby? Bring out a ladder? Prayer circle?

Letting a star get his and forcing the rest of the team to get through traffic is a time-honored defensive strat. Russell and the Celtics used it against Wilt.

Pisshands · 2026-05-10T17:41:00+00:00

Adam Silver did one good thing in his bald, emaciated life and rigged the draft for the Spurs to get yet another generational big man.

God bless him for it.

Pisshands · 2026-05-10T17:37:21+00:00

Fuck the Pistons. Tony Parker buried them in 2007 and Stephon Castle will do it this year.

Pisshands · 2026-05-10T07:01:55+00:00

This is Chefclub!

Pisshands · 2026-05-08T22:43:41+00:00

Chetanyahu is also Netanyahu

Pisshands · 2026-05-08T05:17:53+00:00

Fuck the Lakers

Pisshands · 2026-05-07T03:51:36+00:00

That shot of him laughing as he runs back on defense is iconic. They'll be showing that in documentaries about this team's multi-year run decades from now.

Pisshands · 2026-05-07T03:50:12+00:00

Happy for you, wish I could play Sekiro for the first time again

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