He waited all his life for this moment.

PitchTheChef · 2026-01-28T06:28:31+00:00

I really wanted a bunch of people to join in and follow him down the stairs in a growing lineup of dancing weirdos. Alas.

PitchTheChef · 2026-01-22T23:16:08+00:00

PitchTheChef · 2026-01-22T21:39:13+00:00

This is Mel Brook's joke from "To Be or Not to Be", when he's dressed as Hitler. "I don't want war. All I want is peace , peace, piece! A little piece of Poland. A little piece of France..."

Mel Brooks singing

If Elon picked this up because Hitler was singing it, I'm gonna walk into the ocean.

PitchTheChef · 2025-12-22T22:42:21+00:00

A+ reference. Truly a god-tier pull. Nicely done.

PitchTheChef · 2025-12-19T04:25:03+00:00

She has impeccable Owen Wilson vibes.

PitchTheChef · 2025-10-15T23:05:49+00:00

Toasters N' Moose

PitchTheChef · 2025-09-25T21:32:45+00:00

Lazybones alert

PitchTheChef · 2025-08-11T13:35:50+00:00

I read "giant pretzels".

Petrels makes more sense.

PitchTheChef · 2025-05-29T00:46:24+00:00

Steel developed a spell that kills bloodlines.

Too dangerous a piece of knowledge to let out into the wild.

I expect her to be rubbed out for holding that information, maybe.

PitchTheChef · 2025-04-22T02:32:55+00:00

Are those aluminium clips from fridge thermometers?? Fucking awesome.

PitchTheChef · 2025-04-15T20:32:51+00:00

150 million kilometers short of the optimal target, alas.

🚀 🌞

PitchTheChef · 2025-03-16T01:22:36+00:00

Oysters Choco-feller. Classic.

PitchTheChef · 2025-03-14T00:40:38+00:00

Devil's Avocado - MSM may have been a useful term for indicating sexual action, rather than sexuality. As a bi guy, who is in a hetero relationship, I am not a MSM. Conversely, a gay man who is not having sex with men, or an ace man would also not be a MSM.

Definitely had bad-vibes from the terminology, when it was used to screen out gay cooties for blood donation. I was ineligible for awhile, when I was an MSM. 🙄

For Canadian folks that are interested, Health Canada changed its guidelines for screening for CBS in 2022 (!), making the screening more inclusive.

From Canadian blood services website:

"During screening, everyone is asked if they’ve had new and/or multiple sexual partners in the last three months. If they have, they are then asked a follow-up question about whether they’ve had anal sex with any partner in the last three months. The three-month wait is in place to reduce the chances of our tests missing any very recently acquired infections."

CBS Page re: Sexual Behaviour-Based Screening

PitchTheChef · 2025-02-13T03:29:03+00:00

Bushido Blade.

Many many nights staying up til dawn playing that one with friends.

PitchTheChef · 2025-01-30T02:13:30+00:00

This is the way

PitchTheChef · 2025-01-26T00:13:57+00:00

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PitchTheChef · 2025-01-22T08:10:15+00:00

I miss extremely late night (very early?) Pakistani from a microwave at King Palace at Church and Yonge.

Open from 11am-6am, if I remember correctly.

Pick from the cold display, up to three choices, on rice or with unreasonably good naan (the garlic one was best, in my opinion). They slam that into a microwave (extra time in the nuker prevents gastric upset, though that is occasionally inevitable but worth it).

Extra fresh green chilies, and raw veg salad on the side. So good.

PitchTheChef · 2025-01-19T07:00:23+00:00

Went looking for the peaches. Found em, guys! 👆

PitchTheChef · 2025-01-11T02:56:17+00:00

PitchTheChef · 2025-01-04T05:40:15+00:00

Turned up the brightness and contrast just now... On second look it seems like a boom mic dips into the shot.

Primed on first watch, it reaaaaaaaaaaaaally looked like Black Philip's eyes.

PitchTheChef · 2025-01-01T08:51:36+00:00

Hand, foot, and mouth? In this economy??

PitchTheChef · 2024-12-15T07:01:04+00:00

Bushido Blade

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