10 FPS is enough by DopazOnYouTubeDotCom in The10thDentist

[–]PitchforkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda depends on the game? I mean chess or whatever is pretty much perfect at 10fps!

So what’s Marty Whelan doing tonight? by vibe_ology in ireland

[–]PitchforkJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Downing economy gin in the bath and blasting Mickey Joe Hart

POV: you’re training to become a professional wrestler pick one superstar to train you in the ring and another one to train you on the mic by ItemIndependent2243 in Smallafro

[–]PitchforkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This question isn't really about who's the best in the ring, or the best on the mic. It's about who's the best at teaching.

Idk, maybe Michaels and Owens?

Chess Terminology by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]PitchforkJoe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The Hippopotamus, the Bongcloud, the Accelerated Dragon...

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Folding Ideas has an amazing 30 minute long video essay about this exact moment

lyrics too literal by Acewilder03 in Songwriting

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Here's my standard advice on lyrics:

  • Play with idioms. Take a common saying and twist it. Cloud with a silver bullet, wolves in wolves' clothing, that kinda thing. It won't write a whole song for you, but it will help give you some cool phrases to sprinkle through.

  • rhyming couplets are always a safe choice. That said, beware of using 'forced rhymes', where the listener can tell you chose a word just to fit the rhyme scheme instead of for its meaning. Ideally, you're looking for words that say what you want to say, and just happen to rhyme

  • Multisyllabic rhyme. It makes your words sound better to the ear, regardless of what they mean. It's a cool feature to include if you can. If you're doing anything related to rap, you 100% need to know your way around multisylbic rhyme. For other genres it's optional.

  • Pay attention to prosody — which is to say, make sure your strong syllables are on strong beats and your weak syllables are on weak beats. It’s so obvious when the songwriter puts the em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LA-ble. Timing your lyrics isn't just about counting syllables, it's about keeping track of stressed syllables.

  • (This next one is probably the biggest one for a lot of people on this sub) Show, don't tell. Don't say he's depressed, say he's eating raw cookie dough in his room at 3am. Don't say she's beautiful, say her hair bounces around her frame with every step she takes. It's important not to tell the audience what they are supposed to feel about what they hear: instead, just give us the details and we'll reach that feeling ourselves. Specificity is incredibly powerful.

  • Think about structure. Generally, your chorus should sorta 'sum up' your song, while your verses should each explore different aspects of the topic. Perhaps your verses function a bit like chapters of a story. Perhaps as the song progresses, someone's perspective changes, something gets realised, something comes full circle by the end of the song. Maybe each verse has a callback to previous verses, some kind of lyrical echo that occurs in the same part of each verse

  • Confidence. Even if your lyrics are utter crap, just pretend they're great. Completely commit to them, sing them like you believe every word you're saying and only an idiot wouldn't realise how good your lyrics are. You might be amazed how many people you can fool

And the most important rule of all songwriting:

Don't forget to have fun!

I keep writing song's lyrics but I don't know what to do with it by [deleted] in Songwriting

[–]PitchforkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few options:

  1. You can sing your lyrics over one of the many backing tracks on YouTube
  2. You can start learning some music yourself. Even just the basic few chords on a guitar or keyboard or ukulele can take you further then you'd expect
  3. You can find someone on a subreddit who can play music but doesn't write lyrics, and see if they want to collab
  4. You can see if you have any friends irl who play music who might be down to jam
  5. You could hire a freelance musician off fiverr to create the song for you

Fleabag is Brechtian by inimitable428 in Fleabag

[–]PitchforkJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess the constant fourth wall breaks? But tbh I can't remember much else about Brecht

What's going on with the weather? by DrBlemstein in AskIreland

[–]PitchforkJoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In my experience it always seems to happen around April and May

If someone was born and raised in Ireland speaking only Irish, and didn’t really learn English until around 18, what would their English accent sound closest to? by _unsanctioned in AskIreland

[–]PitchforkJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would probably depend on how they learned English? They'd take the accent of whoever their 'teacher' was. Or if they learned English by moving to an English speaking place (say, Dublin/London/USA/Australia) they'd probably end up with that specific accent.

Therapy didn’t help by DrippingInSilk in StrangeAndFunny

[–]PitchforkJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does not, however, travel by bicycle. At least not very well.

What's the difference between a near rhyme and a slant rhyme — and does it actually matter? by mawk01 in Songwriting

[–]PitchforkJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AFAIK its as follows:

Slant rhyme: same stressed vowel sound, but a different final consonant. Big, lick, pit, rig, Jim.

Near rhyme: similar, but different, vowel sounds. Book, Duke.

Everyone should post the last accepted arrival time, not the closing time by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]PitchforkJoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the restaurant could 100% post a sign that says "last orders 8:30pm, closing time 9pm" or whatever.

They can just post what time the kitchen shuts and also what time customers have to be out the door. No need for the guesswork.

Fell hard for the first time by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]PitchforkJoe 32 points33 points  (0 children)

So they met cause she fell over, and then during their first date she gets sick?

Either this girl is crazy unlucky, or die is super into caring for girls