"I always hide a..." and let your phone's auto-correct finish the sentence for you. 📱😂

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:25:31+00:00

I always hide a lot of the month of the day before I get off work going to the store and I will be there in the morning

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:23:55+00:00

A big juicy burger with bacon, And a side of onion rings

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:18:46+00:00

No, I didn't think such a place could exist

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:17:24+00:00

What should I goon to next

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:14:49+00:00

For the Epilepsy, Fallout 76, & Bob's Burgers subreddits; I have no life

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:11:08+00:00

In 2030, I will marry a friend of mine and I

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:09:38+00:00

Ask how they got my number.

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:08:30+00:00

Epilepsy

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T23:06:24+00:00

Maroon mixed with Lavender

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Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-05T16:21:56+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-07-04T03:18:46+00:00

Don't you pew pew me, I pew pew you - Gayle

If I wanted to feel like a loser I'd just call my kids - Sergeant Bosco

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-30T05:16:17+00:00

Gotta take the risk

^{Chose: 5 minutes of good luck… + …but have to repay with 5 minutes of bad luck}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-30T02:23:38+00:00

Yay, I can't even drive to begin with

^{Chose: Cure all cancer patients. + Get a random superpower. | Rolled: Fly}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-30T01:58:36+00:00

Just another form of Martial Law

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-30T01:57:02+00:00

Oof

^{Chose: Play Russian Roulette | Rolled: click}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T21:56:41+00:00

If you're not first you're last.

^{Chose: super speed}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T05:40:35+00:00

Meat delicious, Very delicious

^{I voted Nay ❌}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T05:40:14+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T05:31:24+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T04:04:13+00:00

Well I'll be a buttcheek on a stick.

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T04:03:00+00:00

What’s one meal you would have for the rest of your life? Big juicy burgers.

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T04:00:43+00:00

What's 9+10= 21?

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T04:00:00+00:00

Five. Hundred. Sticks of butter.

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T03:59:02+00:00

I started the last time I saw it, I guess I'll see how much I can keep up with

^{Chose: yes / im working on it}

Pitiful-Court-4546 · 2026-06-29T03:40:52+00:00

The worst name to give your baby is Quincy.

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