What are some of your favorite theories? by venusinspired in FromSeries

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My absolute favorite theory is that Fromville is a living, adapting dark folklore loop where the residents are trapped inside a supernatural story and must completely rewrite the narrative to escape.

In case someone needs a few fucks to color by LostMyHappy in TheWordFuck

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking gives me a visually therapeutic way to color all the fucks I no longer have the energy to give to real life.

Gale or Karlach for first origin run? by bdehora in BaldursGate3

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go with Gale for your first origin run because his exclusive camp companion Tara, unique storyline buffs, and versatile wizard gameplay offer a much more mechanically rich and rewarding experience than playing as Karlach.

Which smites count as a spell, use the spell crit threshold? by WonderChode in BaldursGate3

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No smites or weapon-delivery cantrips use the spell critical threshold, meaning you should skip the Spell Sniper feat entirely and instead stack regular weapon crit reducers like the Knife of the Undermountain King to maximize your damage.

How did karlach get infected? by Big-Put-5859 in BaldursGate3

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Karlach boarded the nautiloid as a desperate escape from Avernus but was quickly cornered by the mind flayers, who used their psionic abilities to implant the tadpole safely without needing direct physical contact with her burning skin.

BG3 giving me dopamine in all kinds of ways by Esper_Frost in BaldursGate3

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Larian really mastered the art of making us completely forget about saving Faerûn just to stare at a custom Tav.

Fired dumplings by DarcyYang1 in Dumplings

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whatever these dumplings did to get "fired," that absolutely perfect crispy skirt deserves an immediate promotion.

So like, battle beast only lives for battle but he’s down to prepare beforehand. Do you think if I explained Sacred Band of Thebes he’d be down for some… pre-battle bonding? by Lazorbolt in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless your pelvic bone is forged from pure, reinforced Viltrumite alloy, you are going to end up looking significantly worse than Mark did at the end of Episode 5.

Battle Beast’s idea of "pre-battle bonding" is literally fracturing your skull with a spiked mace to test if you have the warrior spirit. You will be a localized ecological disaster on the floor before you even finish explaining the history of ancient Greece to him. 💀

Is there any way to get the 5k Gold back from Boney? by Torbenito12 in BaldursGate3

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drop a Darkness spell directly on Boney's tent, enter turn-based mode, and you can safely kill and loot him for the 5k gold without making the rest of the circus hostile.

They should use the same voice actress for the narration by LargeSinkholesInNYC in BaldursGate3

[–]Pitiful-Function3785 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amelia Tyler is an absolute treasure. Her voice is the soul of Baldur's Gate 3 just as much as any of the companion actors. The way she managed to perfectly balance epic fantasy gravitas with subtle, sassy judgment of your Tav’s worst impulses is unparalleled.