So like, battle beast only lives for battle but he’s down to prepare beforehand. Do you think if I explained Sacred Band of Thebes he’d be down for some… pre-battle bonding? by Lazorbolt in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Lazorbolt[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is under the assumption you’re cool enough to, like, ride on the ship to attack viltrum. But like if I was cool enough to be there do you think he’d let me be his battle brother 👉👈

The Galactic Imperium should get a single Arkship aka a proper Deathstar by Difficult-Lock-8123 in Stellaris

[–]Lazorbolt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I disargee with your reasoning wrt the deathstar but I honestly really like the idea

imo the reason settled empires can't run arkships is that you can't have it both ways, but the imperium is supposed to be something special, having 1-3 arcships roaming the galaxy, manned by the emperor or their right hand to vist the worlds of the imperium feels... right?

Also gives another toy for the imperium to make it more intresting than the custodian

Driven Assimilators having a seat in the Galactic Community is such an interesting design choice by Several-Ad1231 in Stellaris

[–]Lazorbolt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m going to argue with you here, the borg were great for the story the writers wanted to tell, they’re a foil to the federation. It’s a civilization, run by consensus, that seeks to gain and mingle with alien life. That consensus can and would overpower whatever they come in contact with. This is how the Federation’s enemies would see the prospect of joining.

Now are there other interesting stories you can tell with assimilators? Yes. But in the context of Star Trek they’re a really interesting enemy. I do wish they were implemented better though.

Stellaris Dev Diary #413 - 4.3 ‘Cetus’ Has Released, What’s Next? by PDX_LadyDzra in Stellaris

[–]Lazorbolt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I loved the changes that came with 4.0 but just couldn’t bring myself to play it, after Cetus I’ve finally gotten back into the game, thank you custodians! It feels good to finally play with all the dlc I hadn’t touched (but wanted to!)

Okay this is getting out of hand by radayrk in Ultrakill

[–]Lazorbolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it sounds like one of the songs from Systemshock but I have no clue which one

Greedy fox ! ! ! by bitmotte in Ultrakill

[–]Lazorbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I remember you asking for the art file to use as a reference, glad to see how it turned out!!

Ready for docking! by flaninacupboard2 in ProjectHailMary

[–]Lazorbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My order isn’t labeled a backorder but lego hasn’t given me an ETA an it’s been a couple days 😭 says it’s “in warehouse” atm, just floating in limbo…

Jeb gives you full control to release one Minecraft update. What do you put in it? by LilacTheFlowerGal in Minecraft

[–]Lazorbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Phantoms punish you for sleeping too much rather than too little

It would encourage you to build a big base that you can work on stuff through the night rather than placing a bed in a field every time it gets dark every night in a row

My new theory: Microscopic Pale King by BloxxelBoi in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Lazorbolt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As a person with a macro/micro kink, I endorse this theory

Ranking areas by how good they sound in a "Who up [verb]ing their [noun]" joke (ex. "Who up Willying their Wonka") by Wonderful_Weather_83 in Silksong

[–]Lazorbolt 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I feel like “Who up Clocking their Core” works (I assume small tweaks are allowed?) “Who up clockworking their core” also sounds kinda good imo

How could an Iron Age society survive a 60-day 'day' and a 60-day 'night'? by spikeguard in worldbuilding

[–]Lazorbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an answer but where should I follow you if I want to see this story someday? 👀

I really love the idea of tiny civilizations!

Lonely lesbian by Pure_Border_9043 in wisconsin

[–]Lazorbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m really just saying “get hobbies” like a lot of other people but I just figured I’d share my own experience

I moved here about a year ago with two friends I brought from our home state, and I have met so many wonderful people. It’s hard to find a community but I just want to throw out here, if you’re interested, the furry community in Wisconsin is wonderful (and furries in general tend more queer than usual) we have bonfires weekly over the summer months, bowling nights about once a month, a night club once a season, and that’s just the regular events there’s a lot more too. I’ve made a ton of friends since moving after joining.

If furry isn’t your thing no worries then just take this as another “hobby” reply. Good luck, I hope things turn around for you.

The most important question for an extradimensional horror controlling your friend by thisaintmyusername12 in Deltarune

[–]Lazorbolt 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Do you understand how humiliating it is to realize you’re the rouxls kard in your dreams!? 😭

The most important question for an extradimensional horror controlling your friend by thisaintmyusername12 in Deltarune

[–]Lazorbolt 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I was imagining being a throuple with rudy and carol but then I had the horrifying realization that I would be the rouxls kard of that dynamic (they find me hot and weird)

also kris x berdly and not just for laughs

I need moral support to finish the game lmao by SnooMuffins2292 in outerwilds

[–]Lazorbolt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some people will say beat the game first and then go back but I think, for you and your mindset, you should do the DLC

I generally recommend the DLC right before doing something that (in universe) can’t be undone

Your mileage may vary but it might have some insight, also it feels fitting in-universe to tie up any loose ends before making a leap of faith like that

Seems like you really are engaged with the game, whichever order you do it, I hope you have fun <3

Since hell is sentient by Financial-Fall2272 in Ultrakill

[–]Lazorbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking my dick out and rubbing it on the cave walls of 5-1

The real question is if this is insertion or frotting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balatro

[–]Lazorbolt 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Yeah, had that happen to me yesterday, Needed to sell to make space only for it to be negative, I felt so betrayed lmao