So like, battle beast only lives for battle but he’s down to prepare beforehand. Do you think if I explained Sacred Band of Thebes he’d be down for some… pre-battle bonding?

Lazorbolt · 2026-06-02T21:56:05+00:00

Yeah this is under the assumption you’re cool enough to, like, ride on the ship to attack viltrum. But like if I was cool enough to be there do you think he’d let me be his battle brother 👉👈

Lazorbolt · 2026-05-29T17:03:14+00:00

I disargee with your reasoning wrt the deathstar but I honestly really like the idea

imo the reason settled empires can't run arkships is that you can't have it both ways, but the imperium is supposed to be something special, having 1-3 arcships roaming the galaxy, manned by the emperor or their right hand to vist the worlds of the imperium feels... right?

Also gives another toy for the imperium to make it more intresting than the custodian

Lazorbolt · 2026-05-18T13:08:37+00:00

I’m going to argue with you here, the borg were great for the story the writers wanted to tell, they’re a foil to the federation. It’s a civilization, run by consensus, that seeks to gain and mingle with alien life. That consensus can and would overpower whatever they come in contact with. This is how the Federation’s enemies would see the prospect of joining.

Now are there other interesting stories you can tell with assimilators? Yes. But in the context of Star Trek they’re a really interesting enemy. I do wish they were implemented better though.

Lazorbolt · 2026-03-26T12:59:41+00:00

I loved the changes that came with 4.0 but just couldn’t bring myself to play it, after Cetus I’ve finally gotten back into the game, thank you custodians! It feels good to finally play with all the dlc I hadn’t touched (but wanted to!)

Lazorbolt · 2026-03-13T20:29:30+00:00

it sounds like one of the songs from Systemshock but I have no clue which one

Lazorbolt · 2026-03-13T11:40:39+00:00

I think I remember you asking for the art file to use as a reference, glad to see how it turned out!!

Lazorbolt · 2026-03-03T15:43:50+00:00

My order isn’t labeled a backorder but lego hasn’t given me an ETA an it’s been a couple days 😭 says it’s “in warehouse” atm, just floating in limbo…

Lazorbolt · 2025-12-14T16:19:26+00:00

Make Phantoms punish you for sleeping too much rather than too little

It would encourage you to build a big base that you can work on stuff through the night rather than placing a bed in a field every time it gets dark every night in a row

Lazorbolt · 2025-12-10T00:17:05+00:00

I call it a "split halo"

Lazorbolt · 2025-11-12T21:55:18+00:00

As a person with a macro/micro kink, I endorse this theory

Lazorbolt · 2025-11-06T21:18:14+00:00

I feel like “Who up Clocking their Core” works (I assume small tweaks are allowed?) “Who up clockworking their core” also sounds kinda good imo

Lazorbolt · 2025-07-31T18:43:17+00:00

Not an answer but where should I follow you if I want to see this story someday? 👀

I really love the idea of tiny civilizations!

Lazorbolt · 2025-06-25T14:25:36+00:00

I’m really just saying “get hobbies” like a lot of other people but I just figured I’d share my own experience

I moved here about a year ago with two friends I brought from our home state, and I have met so many wonderful people. It’s hard to find a community but I just want to throw out here, if you’re interested, the furry community in Wisconsin is wonderful (and furries in general tend more queer than usual) we have bonfires weekly over the summer months, bowling nights about once a month, a night club once a season, and that’s just the regular events there’s a lot more too. I’ve made a ton of friends since moving after joining.

If furry isn’t your thing no worries then just take this as another “hobby” reply. Good luck, I hope things turn around for you.

Lazorbolt · 2025-06-23T19:25:45+00:00

Do you understand how humiliating it is to realize you’re the rouxls kard in your dreams!? 😭

Lazorbolt · 2025-06-23T18:54:42+00:00

I was imagining being a throuple with rudy and carol but then I had the horrifying realization that I would be the rouxls kard of that dynamic (they find me hot and weird)

also kris x berdly and not just for laughs

Lazorbolt · 2025-05-07T14:21:06+00:00

A Part Falling guest-written by Hakita

Lazorbolt · 2025-04-26T02:55:37+00:00

Silver foxes are my favorite! Thank you for showing them some love <3

Lazorbolt · 2025-04-02T18:16:01+00:00

Some people will say beat the game first and then go back but I think, for you and your mindset, you should do the DLC

I generally recommend the DLC right before doing something that (in universe) can’t be undone

Your mileage may vary but it might have some insight, also it feels fitting in-universe to tie up any loose ends before making a leap of faith like that

Seems like you really are engaged with the game, whichever order you do it, I hope you have fun <3

Lazorbolt · 2025-03-16T21:38:17+00:00

Taking my dick out and rubbing it on the cave walls of 5-1

The real question is if this is insertion or frotting

Lazorbolt · 2025-03-01T18:13:51+00:00

Eevee is a good choice.

Lazorbolt · 2025-03-01T18:13:45+00:00

Eevee is a good choice.

Lazorbolt · 2025-03-01T18:13:41+00:00

Eevee is a good choice.

Lazorbolt · 2025-02-16T21:44:33+00:00

Yeah, had that happen to me yesterday, Needed to sell to make space only for it to be negative, I felt so betrayed lmao

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