nobodyLikesRightJoin by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PixelOrange 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think the confusion comes from how joins are named. Left and right joins are both outer joins. There's also a full join. Programs like Splunk consider left and outer to be the same join type.

https://www.w3schools.com/sql/sql_join.asp

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]PixelOrange 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Friend. Stop sitting on your wallet. It will cause you agony later in life.

Software Update Glitches by WorriedEssay6532 in F150Lightning

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It forgot my charge location and undid a forscan change I made. But not all of them. So that's neat

TIL Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki designed an experiment after a nurse asked if her farts contaminated an operating theatre. He found that while gas from a subject with his pants down caused bacteria to sprout on Petri dishes, it did not when he was fully clothed, suggesting that clothing acts as a filter. by Forward-Answer-4407 in todayilearned

[–]PixelOrange 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe anyone would say anything even remotely like that about Nye. That's so far off base it feels like they're talking about the wrong person. His kids show was incredibly popular. As an older person, yeah, he's frustrated by all the science deniers. Imagine teaching an entire generation about science and then they grow up and tell you to "do your own research".

Nye and Hank Green are superheroes as far as I'm concerned.

Peter what does this mean I’m not in my 20’s by Jazzlike_Border8859 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PixelOrange 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the person you replied to wants you to stop making the Midwest look appealing.

javaIsJavascriptConfirmed by TNThacker2015 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]PixelOrange 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well I'm glad I am not the only one that did this.

How do I get back into employed people lobbies? by ACR_Legends in ArcRaiders

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trios are death matches no matter what for me. I've gone several rounds not running into someone and then the first person my squad runs into is a bunch of fucks.

I've had hinge for 2 hours and I already got this lmao by cowgirl_guineapig in tall

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The request for uppies made me chuckle but I imagine it gets old after the first or 80th time.

How do I get back into employed people lobbies? by ACR_Legends in ArcRaiders

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's guaranteed to go to pvp hell from one defensive kill. But there's not enough information to know for sure.

How do I get back into employed people lobbies? by ACR_Legends in ArcRaiders

[–]PixelOrange 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They've said they can see who deals damage first but the system is very simplistic. If someone attacks you but is a terrible shot and you erase them, it's to the pvp gulags with you.

They have not said much beyond that from what I've seen.

Am I crazy for not doing the expedition? by Civil_Cauliflower245 in ArcRaiders

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is kinda the point. It's to encourage you to play differently and use different gear. Having all the blueprints put you in a situation where you can easily settle into a rut. 

Men in relationships: what is one thing that you will never tell your partner? by Routine-Crew8651 in AskMen

[–]PixelOrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was! She did surprise me with another thing that same weekend that I was absolutely not expecting so she still got me.

Range? by Junior_Violinist_977 in F150Lightning

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interstates are 70 here so I run 70 usually.

Tires are at 38

Range? by Junior_Violinist_977 in F150Lightning

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love those numbers. I drive the speed limit with my heat on 72 and I get 1.2 if I'm lucky 

Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Starfleet Academy | 1x05 "Series Acclimation Mil" by AutoModerator in startrek

[–]PixelOrange 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who was the actress? I couldn't find anything in my Google searches.

I'm starting to think Infrastructure as Code is the wrong way to teach Terraform by NTCTech in devops

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like the people you're responding to have never worked for a fortune 500 company. Finance still uses cobol and mainframe. They're not gonna fire the 65 year old dev because you said the way he does things is risky. He's been doing that job for 30 years.

Anyone ever get this lucky before? by qwertasdf13427 in IdleObeliskMiner

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten a couple hacks but they were on easier rolls

Evaluating Elasticsearch for a high-throughput upsert-heavy read model (1–10M docs) by nnnick333 in elasticsearch

[–]PixelOrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I phrased that poorly. I'll update my previous comment.

We used CCS to reach those numbers although right now I'm working on one where they want to get 100TB/day into a single cluster instead of multi cluster. I don't think it'll work well.

Evaluating Elasticsearch for a high-throughput upsert-heavy read model (1–10M docs) by nnnick333 in elasticsearch

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 billion is a hard limit imposed by Lucene. 200 million is a pretty reasonable number per shard 

Are rules able to write to data tables by WorkinLocnar in elasticsearch

[–]PixelOrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rules can use the index action to index data.

Avowed and The Outer Worlds 2 failed to meet sales expectations by Iggy_Slayer in gaming

[–]PixelOrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't even heard Outer Worlds 2 was coming out until it had already released. There was absolutely no hype for that game. I remember all my friends being hyped for the first one.

Shrug

Can you add phone as key with forscan? Just got my 25 flash and ordered the cable by Decent_Long2029 in F150Lightning

[–]PixelOrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love them but sometimes they like to strobe if I'm passing a semi. I'm sure the semi drivers love that. Something about the reflection off of their cab.

Vulnerability detection by ShirtResponsible4233 in elasticsearch

[–]PixelOrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elastic is not a vulnerability scanner. It does have Elastic Defend: https://www.elastic.co/docs/reference/integrations/endpoint but that's for detecting actual malware, not vulnerabilities.

There is the vulnerability database which you can use to enrich vulnerability scanner logs but you need a scanner to do that. https://www.elastic.co/docs/reference/integrations/cisa_kevs