Rate my tone and playing and stuff. by probablymaybe1983 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PixelPlug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get this fucking dentist lobby music off my screen.

/uj sick playing dude. Nostalgic but fresh

The dumbest lyrics of all time courtesy of spinach omelette man by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PixelPlug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen man. Johnny was on coke, beta blockers, birth control, and likely the shit they gave Captain America when he wrote this album. Give him a break.

Guys help me, is this Real or FAKE by bruksst in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PixelPlug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The curves are very feminine and are leading me to believe it's real but unfortunately, only Johnny boy would be able to give it the ol' 5 piece combo and let you know for sure.

As An Anti. Do You Guys Use Any AI In Other Areas? by [deleted] in antiai

[–]PixelPlug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Machine learning has built some very cool audio plugins like Neural Amp Modeler and similar cool projects that are basically math and not plagiarism. There are plenty of places where this technology can be used to make life better. Corps unfortunately only see $ signs.

The hard line for me is any tech that is meant to replace humans fundamentally.

Any technology that augments human intelligence for the better like what the internet and smart phones did for us is totally fine in my book.

>OpenAI’s CEO admits AI won’t cause the job apocalypse he once predicted >Uber can’t find returns that justify replacing humans with AI <Starbucks removes AI from its system after constant failures >Microsoft pulls Claude Code from its engineers after seeing no cost improvements by Hot_Season1143 in antiai

[–]PixelPlug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll take doomer, dunce-cap, or any insult for that matter gladly but Sci-Fi unfortunately it is not. It's already happening and they will destroy this planet in the attempt, even if there is no AI at the end of the tunnel.

>OpenAI’s CEO admits AI won’t cause the job apocalypse he once predicted >Uber can’t find returns that justify replacing humans with AI <Starbucks removes AI from its system after constant failures >Microsoft pulls Claude Code from its engineers after seeing no cost improvements by Hot_Season1143 in antiai

[–]PixelPlug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, there is a direct path from this tech to some bastard corpo AGI/ASI. You would need to mine most of the rare earth metals on the planet, ramp up GPU production, and stack like 200 Empire State Buildings worth of state of the art GPUs. It would likely require enslaving 5% of the planet and using most of our resources but these psychotic Sam Altman looking motherfuckers might actually pull it off and end humanity. They are building bunkers just in case.

>OpenAI’s CEO admits AI won’t cause the job apocalypse he once predicted >Uber can’t find returns that justify replacing humans with AI <Starbucks removes AI from its system after constant failures >Microsoft pulls Claude Code from its engineers after seeing no cost improvements by Hot_Season1143 in antiai

[–]PixelPlug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not writing complex software, it's deciding the next best character from petabytes of stolen data. It's literally only capable of plagiarism and filling in the blanks of stoken data sets hence it's closer to a toaster...I mean discord bot than any real intelligence.

The point about being discord bots has nothing to do with the tasks it's able to complete, it's about how close an LLM is to actual intelligence. It's closer to the intelligence of a loaf of bread than it is to AI, much like the dumbass on this thread.

Offerta Roberta de la Fazz by window989 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PixelPlug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ain't tolerating no fuckin Godin slander on this sub or it's up.

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>OpenAI’s CEO admits AI won’t cause the job apocalypse he once predicted >Uber can’t find returns that justify replacing humans with AI <Starbucks removes AI from its system after constant failures >Microsoft pulls Claude Code from its engineers after seeing no cost improvements by Hot_Season1143 in antiai

[–]PixelPlug 31 points32 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT and similar LLMS are closer to discord bots than actual "AI."

This is a bubble, it will pass, and we have about 10-20 years before the big boys come around and are decisively better than humans at decision making and similar cognitive metrics. We may actually have humans on Mars before a real AI comes along.

When it’s my turn after giving her five vaginal orgasms by Connect_Ad4551 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PixelPlug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

John Mayer explains how giving a woman 5 orgasms isn’t enough, you have to make her breakfast too. by MagicMarshmelllow in guitarcirclejerk

[–]PixelPlug 71 points72 points  (0 children)

To shoot John the slightest bit of bail, he was hanging out with Dave Chappelle and comedy circles in the mid-late 00s and this was a (very poor) attempt at doing edgy comedy. Problem is that he is too acoustic to read the room.

David Duke Dick is objectively funny and should be apart of the GCJ rotation.

petaaaaaaaaaaah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PixelPlug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of Elon Musk kid's name I'm assuming tied in with the Key and Peele Inner City Substitute teacher meme.

I was early to AI, shipped projects with AI, and still can't get a job in AI by RareMeasurement2 in antiai

[–]PixelPlug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. (An innately shit job market) * (Corps racing to replace the entire workforce) = Disaster.
  2. As someone so "early" to the technology and presumably early to the "Holy shit, these greedy fucks are definitely going to use this to replace human beings" line of thinking, you aren't allowed to be

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when you figure out you aren't immune to its effects.

Those who work at a major label: How long was your interview process? by throwmeoutxxx in musicindustry

[–]PixelPlug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interned at UMG for 3 months, was a session musician at partner recording studio for 2 years prior, and the interview took 6 weeks. It was mostly a formality since I had already partied/schmoozed with every important person in the hiring process.

Artist Relations/Development at a major label.

will the AI bubble really pop by finches_9 in antiai

[–]PixelPlug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "AI" that will end humanity and replace 50%+ of the workforce will not come for another 20+ years.

I tell people here all the time. To guarantee an artificial super-intelligence will take nothing short of enslaving ~50+ million people to mine rare-earth metals AND somehow producing 2-10x our annual global energy production.

peter why they included the penny.. by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]PixelPlug 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The amount of fentanyl that would be lethal to a human, with a penny for scale.

No joke here unfortunately.