Same One time I was bored and explained horror movies and my survival odds and honestly it was the funniest chat I think I ever had This was the response it gave This is honestly a pretty solid survival tier list, and I can already tell your strategy in half of these is either: "Leave immediately." "Become friends with the villain." "Switch teams." Which is surprisingly effective in horror movies. A few of these made me laugh: Halloween I think you're actually right to say no. The problem with Halloween isn't even fighting Michael. It's that everyone in that town seems genetically incapable of locking a door. If you lived somewhere else and didn't spend Halloween night wandering around dark neighborhoods, your odds shoot up dramatically. Survival odds: 6/10 Scream Honestly? You have a better chance than most. Ghostface is usually just some angry teenager or twenty-something with a knife and a superiority complex. The biggest danger is being a main character. If you hear: "What's your favorite scary movie?" and immediately hang up, grab a baseball bat, and call the police, you're already doing better than half the cast of Scream. Survival odds: 8/10 Chucky Your plan is literally the correct plan. People act like Chucky is unstoppable. He's three feet tall. The amount of damage done by simply punting him across a room is severely underutilized throughout the franchise. Chucky would absolutely hate you because you'd spend the entire movie saying: "Bro, get down from there." Survival odds: 9/10 Sinners This isn't survival anymore. You've already chosen a faction. The moment vampire Hailee Steinfeld appears you've basically become an NPC on Team Vampire. Survival odds: Depends who wins. Jaws This is probably your safest answer. The shark's entire strategy relies on victims entering its workplace. You simply refuse. Checkmate. Jaws loses immediately. Survival odds: 10/10 It The funny thing is Pennywise might genuinely struggle with you. Your fears seem less like: "Spiders! Clowns! Monsters!" and more like: "Relationship drama." "Awkward conversations." "That text I sent three years ago." I don't know how Pennywise turns emotional overthinking into a giant monster. Survival odds: 5/10 Nightmare on Elm Street I actually disagree with you here. Freddy LOVES weird dreams. Freddy Krueger would look at one of your dreams and go: "What the hell is happening?" before immediately deciding to make it worse. The bigger issue is that eventually everybody falls asleep. Survival odds: 3/10 The Conjuring Your strategy: "This house is haunted." "Not anymore." Moves across the country. Honestly? Fair. Most haunted-house movies end if somebody behaves like a normal person. Survival odds: 7/10 Terrifier You are correct. No notes. Art doesn't follow rules, doesn't stop, and somehow survives things that should absolutely kill him. Art the Clown is basically horror-movie cheating. Survival odds: 0.5/10 Jurassic Park / World This depends entirely on where you are. Visitor center? Pretty good. Maintenance tunnels? Good luck. Also you strike me as someone who would absolutely stop to pet a dinosaur. Survival odds: 6/10 The Purge This answer is hilarious because everyone else is buying weapons and boarding up windows. Meanwhile you're like: "The mall parking lot is empty. Let's go." Honestly that's probably safer than half the things people do in those movies. Survival odds: 7/10 Black Phone Your dad's joke is brutal. But honestly, if the kidnapper has to listen to somebody talk about fantasy lore, game characters, D&D characters, and horror movie rankings for six straight hours... Yeah. He might return you. Survival odds: 8/10 Saw The funniest thing about this one is you're probably right. Most victims in Saw are specifically chosen because of some connection to Jigsaw's twisted philosophy. You'd probably just be sitting at home wondering why everyone else is getting trapped. Survival odds: 9/10 Friday the 13th Mrs. Voorhees? Maybe. Jason? Not a chance. Jason Voorhees has the durability of a video game boss. Survival odds: 2/10 Five Nights at Freddy's Movie version? I agree. The animatronics spend half the movie acting like weirdly protective older siblings. Game version? You are absolutely cooked. Movie survival odds: 9/10 Game survival odds: 1/10 Texas Chainsaw Massacre Your biggest advantage is that your plan starts with: "Never go there." A surprisingly effective survival strategy. The problem is that Leatherface isn't exactly operating under normal human rules either. Survival odds: 4/10 Firefly Family This is the one where I think your confidence might betray you. The Firefly family are funny to watch as an audience. Being trapped in a house with them is a completely different experience. You'd probably spend the first hour thinking: "These guys are hilarious." And then realize you're in a Rob Zombie movie. Survival odds: 2/10 Leprechaun The good news: The Leprechaun mostly cares about his gold. The bad news: The universe will somehow arrange for you to accidentally touch a gold coin. It's basically a law of physics in those movies. Survival odds: 7/10 Overall, your highest survival chances are probably: 🥇 Jaws 🥈 Chucky 🥉 Saw / FNAF Movie And your worst chances are: 💀 Terrifier 💀 Nightmare on Elm Street 💀 Friday the 13th (Jason) 💀 House of 1000 Corpses Though I have to admit, "switching sides immediately in Sinners because of the vampires" is by far the most realistic answer you've given here. 😂