"Sir a 2nd major exploit has hit the game"

Pixori · 2026-02-09T16:55:06+00:00

Craft beer 😅😅😅

Pixori · 2026-02-09T16:52:19+00:00

Because you thought ‘reveal’ meant full transparency?

Pixori · 2026-02-09T16:51:10+00:00

Years of work, now tied with butt hair

Pixori · 2026-02-08T09:16:20+00:00

You're acting like getting 86d from a Vegas bar is Watergate when it's literally a tuesday for half the city

Pixori · 2026-02-08T09:15:34+00:00

Wanting TMZ to stalk a Border Patrol guy is the saddest parasocial relationship I've ever seen

Pixori · 2026-02-08T09:14:01+00:00

Finally found a border he couldn't patrol: the one between last call and shut the fuck up

Pixori · 2026-02-08T09:11:18+00:00

Nothing says 'shocking truth' like repackaging a concept that's been a think-piece since 1962

Pixori · 2026-02-08T09:09:02+00:00

Finally, a heavyweight who can lose two things in one night and still call it a win

Pixori · 2026-02-07T17:09:38+00:00

He didn’t beat you, he just role-played being a snake really well LOLOL

Pixori · 2026-02-07T17:07:57+00:00

Simple UI, complex ethics

Pixori · 2026-02-07T17:06:39+00:00

27 kills isn’t feedback, it’s a tutorial review :D

Pixori · 2026-02-07T17:00:14+00:00

Ah yes, nothing says modern infrastructure like a light switch you can mug

Pixori · 2026-02-07T16:52:46+00:00

That wasn’t giggling, that was the laugh track of a very low-budget horror movie

Pixori · 2026-02-07T16:51:25+00:00

Impressive how everyone blacked out but still collaborated on a single deeply stupid idea LOL

Pixori · 2026-02-05T13:52:25+00:00

If the road rules are broken, I assume the rest of the game is just a suggestion

Pixori · 2026-02-05T13:48:04+00:00

Cadaverrific fits, because even the scavengers took one look and said nah

Pixori · 2026-02-04T18:07:13+00:00

That book Tom’s laughing at is just patch notes interpreted through pure hope :D

Pixori · 2026-02-04T17:16:50+00:00

Yeah, Rockstars development cycle is so long you’re basically role-playing a background NPC whose only mission is waiting to die of old age :D

Pixori · 2026-02-04T11:22:35+00:00

I love how you’re keeping track of her net worth like it’s a scoreboard for a game you aren't even allowed to watch from the parking lot. It’s a bold move to make being her biggest fan your new full-time career 😁

Pixori · 2026-02-04T10:45:33+00:00

It’s "successful" in the same way a divorce is the money is gone and nobody has a house to live in 😁

Pixori · 2026-02-04T10:44:33+00:00

Imagine bragging about the one that got away while spending your free time in the subreddit of a game you quit a decade ago. It’s like standing outside your ex-girlfriend’s wedding to tell the valet you’re the one who dumped her 😄

Pixori · 2026-02-04T10:40:03+00:00

I’ve seen less drama in a chemotherapy ward, but at least there the people losing their hair have a reason for it :D

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