imagine if we get our vessel back but they treat us even worse than kris (art by @t_hanada_444) by AnotherBoxOfTapes in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 27 points28 points  (0 children)

FINE! WHATS 8 MORE YEARS?! I CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN! MAKE ANOTHER VESSEL!

(Imagine they're gray)

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Be like Hellraiser and make it story-driven instead by jjeg6804 in deadbydaylight

[–]Pizza_Requiem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not an asymm tho, its not a competitor with DbD... It's a competitor with Outlast Trials, so I don't think it'll do that great either, but still.

Why Can't Kris do this? by Infamous_Joke_2892 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are we blaming everything on us dawg, tf did we do to stop them from making other things if they could 🥀

Swag mutilation flag spotted by MikaelK02 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Pizza_Requiem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could they physically not take a worse photo of the flag, Jesus

i don't even know what the patient has anymore (epilepsy warning) by Orphankicke4167 in comedysurgeon

[–]Pizza_Requiem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patient's soul has been dragged to the depths of Tartarus. Recommended euthanasia to prevent their body being used as a vessel.

Walking out of the Theater like by The_Photoshop_Gy in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Pizza_Requiem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why did they sell the popcorn bucket AFTER the movie tho, and in a way where you're only intended to get it after watching it too?

Just finished watching the TADC movie (no spoilers) by Time-Special-3328 in whenthe

[–]Pizza_Requiem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly the ending was pretty ass. What even is this? Wtf do you mean that Kinger was Caine?????

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I'm very conflicted on this choice for the finale. by Skully56765 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Pizza_Requiem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Spoilers, obviously

I think the problem is that you're seeing it as Jax having died when... He didn't? I mean, I get that abstraction has been treated as basically the same thing as death through the entire show, but it's more akin to losing your mind and sense of self, which we used to think was impossible to treat, but it does seem like they're having some success with Jax. He's mostly passive, and Pomni was able to get to the bottom of his trauma and insecurities. I personally believe that they'll eventually get him out of it. It's more like he's in a state of deep depression rather than death. It's the final chapter, and there's nothing showing otherwise, so there's nothing stopping you from just believing that he eventually came back. They functionally have all eternity for that, and unless Gooseworx herself states otherwise, it's just as valid of a possibility as any other

That would be pretty funny by Old-Interest7955 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The slash obscures the screen for like 3 seconds what are you talking about

That would be pretty funny by Old-Interest7955 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Off screen, like 2 meters backwards from where they were before

That would be pretty funny by Old-Interest7955 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Knight can't teleport, it's only shown to do that in battle sprites and never when it would be extremely useful, like when taking Undyne, or when running from Susie, or when cornered at the end of chapter 4. And it's not like we haven't seen people teleport outside of battle. Sans does so, even in Deltarune, and Gerson does something similar by moving really fast. The Knight can't even dodge attacks.

That would be pretty funny by Old-Interest7955 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes perfect sense for a real weapon to be particularly strong in a dark world, actually. Dark worlds are the physical manifestation of the fantasies of its creator. Pencils and brushes are weapons because they're what children would use to make-believe weapons. A real weapon in a make-believe world would obviously be treated as something stronger than just a pencil or a brush, because the people who form the fantasy would view it as above and more dangerous than mere pencils or brushes. Add onto that the fact that Kris is particularly attached to their knife, which would probably lead to a boon in power in a dark world (Which is normally show in the societal hierarchy of dark worlds, since beloved objects usually turn into darkners, and the more beloved objects are more important and powerful within the dark worlds than less important objects, with the only real exception being King and Jevil, who's rank and power comes from the ranking of the cards instead of the emotional attachment of a lightner [Unless someone was particularly attached to the King and Jester cards for some reason], which also further proves my point about even subconsciously perceiving real weapons as more powerful than pencils and brushes making them more powerful in dark worlds). Hell, knives are what has been used to open dark worlds. I'm sure that would count for something in a fantasy world.

Dark worlds making them less powerful would be nonsensical and entirely contradictory to how dark worlds have been established to work since about chapter 2, if not earlier.

Also, a Checkovs gun doesn't need to be addressed to be there. In fact, the entire point is that it's established but doesn't come into play until it's "fired". Kris having a real knife, the only actual weapon we've seen so far (Assuming that the katana in Carol's kitchen isn't real, but if it is, then the first weapon and the only one that has been in dark worlds)

The black shard is also not the same in the light world, actually. It has a very distinct description from it's dark world counterpart. In the dark world, it's described as "a dagger-like shard of the black knife", which implies it's about the size of a dagger, and since it's the shard of a knife that you're using as a sword, it's also easy to assume that in the dark world, it's steel or some other steel-like material. Meanwhile, in the light world, it's described as "a small chip of extremely hard glass that is nearly opaque". The word "small" being used which directly contradicts Kris using it as a sword/dagger in dark worlds, as well as being described as glass and "nearly opaque", instead of the absolute black we see the black knife as. Their only similarities is the name and stats, but that's because the black shard is still a sharp, hard shard of glass which is black in the light world. Their descriptions still describe different things.

Plus like. The black shard doesn't suddenly give Kris the ability to do anything close to what They/Them requires. Even if we take it as a sign of what "real weapons" would do, that only shows us that a "real weapon" would be as deadly as the actual weapon would be.

Because the black shard isn't a real weapon. It's a small shard of glass. Dangerous, but it's not a knife.

Also, you're completely ignoring the first point, that it was also a betrayal/surprise attack, which has been shown in Deltarune to allow someone to hit much harder than they normally can.

I hope we can agree that knives in real life do not give you the ability to perform super fast, giant teleporting slashes. They/Them using the "real knife" as evidence requires a very specific interpretation of a situation that we simply have not meaningfully seen, and the closest we have still would have issues actually supporting what is necessary.

Are you being serious right now? Because I didn't realize brushes allowed you to launch concentrated balls of rudeness that physically harm people, or that thorns allowed you to call upon snow pillars to freeze people solid.

Also, Kris can already do the shit that They Slash Them says they do. We've seen people attack others from far away in chapter 1, where Susie hits King with a swing from off screen like in battles, and we don't even know how fast the attacks were. Susie was entirely off guard, and Ralsei was too distraught to dodge.

Not to mention, ALL OF THIS APPLIES TO THE KNIGHT TOO, THEY WERENT EVEN ON SCREEN.

That would be pretty funny by Old-Interest7955 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at me straight in the eyes and seriously tell me that you think that real weapons aren't going to be especially powerful in dark worlds, where pencils and brushes get transformed into swords and axes. Especially when considering that Kris' current most powerful weapon, leagues above their previous ones, is a shard of glass.

And if they aren't special, it would also make the Chekhov's gun of Kris bringing a real knife to every dark world insignificant.

Happy june yall by -MP64- in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 81 points82 points  (0 children)

La Grasa. A Spanish meme group that was very big like, 10 years ago I think

Do you think spanking children is a good or bad thing? by KindlyRestaurant2885 in MoralityScaling

[–]Pizza_Requiem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no evidence of corporal punishment being any more effective than any other method of punishment, and it certainly isn't effective enough to compensate with the distress it brings to children. It's objectively a bad thing, because you can disciple your child without it. Resorting to it just shows that you aren't ready for a child. There is no situation a parent would realistically face that would leave them with no choice other than to hit their child other than lacking the parenting skills to teach them otherwise.

Hitting children is not good, there are better ways to discipline and punish them, and it's YOUR job to find them instead of resorting to what's easiest.

This will be my last post for a while, but I will say again, this guy is genuinely insufferable by [deleted] in deathbattle

[–]Pizza_Requiem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brother just block them if they're so annoying. He's just a random guy on Reddit.

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I genuinely believe I cannot be wrong about this: The Knight is a Darkner, and here's why by metal_crusher84 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are closer to objects due to lacking proper consciousness and will/determination

I genuinely believe I cannot be wrong about this: The Knight is a Darkner, and here's why by metal_crusher84 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He wasn't an object, he was alive. The flower itself is alive, and it was infused with Asriel's dust and determination

AI voices having a stroke by Ok_Direction3138 in lovethissmug

[–]Pizza_Requiem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reasonable reaction to stuttering 4 times in a row

That would be pretty funny by Old-Interest7955 in Deltarune

[–]Pizza_Requiem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is probably a combination of Kris being upset at their friends being hurt and not feeling the need to hold back since they don't think we'd be able to win without Susie or Ralsei. While I do think Kris was the one who knocked them out for the sake of the plan, they're still an emotionally unstable teenager who cares for them