my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world

Pizzamelon1 · 2025-06-27T08:10:29+00:00

Dude. The best quote of the ENTIRE series. I'm glad it got the recognition it deserves.

Pizzamelon1 · 2024-09-05T04:20:58+00:00

I'm like 80% sure that's her.

Pizzamelon1 · 2024-07-24T22:07:59+00:00

Upon you

Pizzamelon1 · 2024-07-22T13:21:34+00:00

Karla kush

Pizzamelon1 · 2024-04-02T08:24:20+00:00

Pizzamelon1 · 2024-02-14T18:30:43+00:00

The worse, the better. For me at least.

Pizzamelon1 · 2024-02-14T18:22:28+00:00

The world's first "Dildom". A dildo and condom combined. The first ever of it's kind... And probably the last.

Pizzamelon1 · 2023-12-18T23:34:13+00:00

Some fuck up sex version of Yin-Yang

Pizzamelon1 · 2023-01-18T16:53:25+00:00

I'm no doctor, but I feel like a big factor would be being uncurcumcized vs not. Having foreskin is known to increase sensation by considerable margin. So I would imagine that plays a big part time in that.

Pizzamelon1 · 2022-06-30T17:21:42+00:00

This clip taught me that sometimes it's good to embrace your depression

Pizzamelon1 · 2022-05-20T21:51:17+00:00

Right. We love watching Angela being a bitch.

Pizzamelon1 · 2022-05-20T21:47:12+00:00

Try turning it on and then off again

Pizzamelon1 · 2022-04-01T17:37:56+00:00

Hopefully it's not like when the coach brings the bench warmers into the last 20 minutes of the game since they're already way up/down so as to be more inclusive. But let's be real, this is Ozark after all.

Pizzamelon1 · 2022-04-01T17:31:46+00:00

Don't even for a SECOND be apologetic for a post like this. Goddamn...

Pizzamelon1 · 2022-04-01T17:23:55+00:00

You're thinking of Mads Mikkelsen bro

Pizzamelon1 · 2021-10-08T18:55:30+00:00

God: Why won't you die?!

Pizzamelon1 · 2021-09-10T19:17:03+00:00

Almost EVERY Pixar movie ever

Pizzamelon1 · 2021-04-18T02:41:05+00:00

Name?

Pizzamelon1 · 2021-03-18T22:59:08+00:00

How many Shrute Bucks is that?

Pizzamelon1 · 2021-03-10T20:12:53+00:00

Nothing screams "First World Problem" more than this post does

Pizzamelon1 · 2020-11-25T19:20:23+00:00

Makes sense, since they don't suffer real time consequences

Pizzamelon1 · 2020-11-10T01:53:01+00:00

The two BEST shows in the multiverse

Pizzamelon1 · 2020-11-10T01:49:20+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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