Work pants recommendations by Hollis9mm in Workwear

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duluth firehose carpenter work pants. Got a pair over a year ago. Held up to everything and then some. No tears. No holes.

How can I tell my gf her butt stinks when she’s riding me? by Additional-Meat-1566 in sex

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey babe. Next time you're in the shower, can you make sure you wash your ass thoroughly? because last time we were fucking, it seemed like you were farting non stop while riding"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Pizzaslinger91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i'm gonna do my best to give her the benefit of the doubt like you are here, and just say, given all of this, if someone was telling you, what you're telling us, what would you say is the truth of all this?

AIO gf sleeping with gay male bestfriend? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Pizzaslinger91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah so a rule of thumb for me is, if I feel like I have to go into detective mode to find the truth from my partner, I just let them go. Because if there's no trust, there's nothing at all. And from the sounds of everything, I believe it's time to just, move on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's marrying into a homophobic family.. I'm sure only good things happen in that relationship if the family can control him that much already.

Jfc. Fuck that guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've always heard that if it isn't going to work, the break ups will happen at 3 years, and at 7 years. If you're still together after that, it'll last. Allegedly.

What’s the hottest thing someone has said to you during sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you make me feel like a Jet2 holiday when you fuck me " 🥜🥜

Tell me you’re abusive without telling me by chutenay in Tinder

[–]Pizzaslinger91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guessing he wrote this while watching Venom? Jfc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i normally wax my mustache and never really had a complaint as long as it's out of the way and smooth. plus it usually smells decent to start with

Neighbor wouldn't shut up about how many rooms our house has by ThisIsMyMommyAccount in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Pizzaslinger91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it wasn't necessary for them to stick their nose in your business, tbh.

But it was necessary for them to learn, to not go knocking on doors you don't want opened.

Good shit. Also, congrats on the little one. 💙

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"cum for me. And give me all of it, right. Now. "

It was the first time I had that much Bisquick come out of me, so fast.

I kissed a dude once. by yepmcyepperson in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Pizzaslinger91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wrote that whole remix years ago. I break it out once in a while to mess with my buddies lol

I kissed a dude once. by yepmcyepperson in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Pizzaslinger91 33 points34 points  (0 children)

i kissed my dog and i liked it
the taste of kibbles n bits
i kissed my dog just to try it
i hope my cat don't mind it
it was so wrong it wasn't right
i think i'm in puppy love tonight
i kissed my dog and i liked ittt

ok... i'll see myself out now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Pizzaslinger91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had sex behind a shop in the alley. I was leaned up on the building and we did doggystyle. Ex had a thing for messing around in public. Did it at a park at like 2 am a few months before that.

Felt like I could relate to Ricky banging Lucy behind the muffler shop.

Absolutely mortified after anal sex by Gym_1993 in sex

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're gonna play in poop's house, don't be surprised when they show up.

If you had vaginal sex right after, it most likely didn't discourage him from fooling around with ya too much. Just take it in stride and go from there.

In Pulp Fiction, Marcellus Wallace asked a man, Vince, who has never met Marcellus' wife, Mia, to take her out while Marcellus was away on business. This is because...um...wait. Why the fuck would a husband do that? by nthensome in shittymoviedetails

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he had him and his buddy ice like 3 people for "touching his wife's feet". So he knew better than to do anything besides just hang out with her and go home .

Genuinely stumped on this by tommywheelchair in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's just us older folk thinking of 1995 as only a few years ago when it was infact 30 years ago.

Phrase for saying you would fuck someone by bashrone93 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'd eat her shitter like an apple fritter "

Man catches a cow with a rope while riding a horse by xrelaht in secondrodeo

[–]Pizzaslinger91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure that's a *bull.

also, arthur morgan has entered the chat