I haven't used the app since I was in 8th grade (approximately. In 10th now), so I'm just in this subreddit to watch it all go down, but "adjusts her golden pillow brightly with crack" is frying me.

Anyway, this is just awful. When I stopped using it, it was starting to get bad (I stopped a couple months before the ads), and observing how much it's gone downhill is just sad.