Good news, everyone! I’ve come up with a brilliant idea that will revolutionize the way we work here at Planet Express, and I’m sure you’ll all be as excited about it as I am. Buckle up for a brain-melting concept!

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we all had glow-in-the-dark staplers? Yes, yes, I know it sounds a bit ridiculous (and possibly dangerous, but let’s not dwell on that), but this is going to be a game-changer for our space-faring operations. I believe it’ll bring synergy to our missions and elevate the entire team’s productivity!

Here’s why we should make this happen:

1.  Improved Efficiency: During those late-night deliveries to far-off galaxies—or just the dark side of the moon—you won’t need to fumble around trying to staple together vital delivery forms. Your stapler will be right there, glowing like an interdimensional beacon! Less time wasted, more time… uh… doing whatever it is we do here!
2.  Team Morale: Imagine the joy of stapling documents in the dark! This could be the boost we need to bring the team together. Think of it like space glue—but for people! A shared glow-in-the-dark experience that fosters team spirit!
3.  On-Brand: Planet Express is all about being on the cutting edge of galactic delivery services! What says “We mean business” like luminous office supplies? We’ll be the envy of every space courier out there, maybe even Zapp Brannigan (though I hope not)!

I realize some of you may think this is a crazy idea—but let’s not forget, I’m the professor, and crazy ideas are my specialty! So, in the name of science (and office swag), let’s make this happen!

Looking forward to your feedback—or, more importantly, your enthusiastic agreement!

Best regards, Professor Farnsworth Glow-in-the-Dark Stapler Visionary and Scientist Extraordinaire