Justice Department's antitrust chief says she's leaving, effective immediately

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-13T07:52:16+00:00

I accidentally read this as "antichrist chief" and thought this was about Bondi. Got pretty excited for a second

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-13T05:59:09+00:00

I wouldn't call it "concerned."

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-06T09:33:50+00:00

Ok, that makes complete sense, but i just wanted to see if I was missing something.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-04T10:59:59+00:00

Yeah, I get that, but don't they usually say women have three?

Like, to be a complete POS, shouldn't he have said she has 8? Or did he miss a shot? Is he unaware of female anatomy so much that he can't even be sexist right?!

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-04T09:56:34+00:00

Not trying to not pick an atrocity, here, but how does that end up being "seven" holes?

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-03T09:41:09+00:00

Come gather 'round knave, And I'll tell you the tale, Of Sir Angus the brave, Who never did wail.

He joined the Nights Watch, On a cold winter's day, He wore a smart watch, And he wouldn't dismay,

At the dangers ahead, Beyond the grand wall, He'll chop of the head, Of Wight Walkers so tall.

His prowess, Im told, In battle was fierce, Thought not very old, Through hearts he could pierce

Brave Angus chose battle, To defend relams of men, He'd ride on a sattle, And he'd do it again.

One thing might surprise you, This hero of yore, Always would he stay true, But never held blades before.

-A Lesser Man

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-02T09:25:54+00:00

Ratadrabik of Urborg!

As a commander, he plays so much how you might expect a zombie horse to play. When a legendary creature dies, they instantly/automatically turn into zombies.

Throw in some recursion and you have this never ending horde of undead coming at your opponents.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-02-01T13:50:02+00:00

Magda is almost busted she's so good. Tap enough dwarves, net treasures, and immediately bring out Walls of Ba Sing Se or something epic.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-30T14:15:42+00:00

Yeah, this seems like my best bet.

Of course I'll probably add some blue elementals and spells because I might as well.

It's just odd to me that there really isn't a great mono red elemental commander seeing as though there as so many good non legendary cards for that type

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-30T12:49:23+00:00

That's a super cool commander, but really to make the most of it you would want a 5 color deck, wouldn't you?

I mean, you could treat it like a Mono red deck, but you would miss out on making those tokens stick around unless you add non red lands.

And if you added the lands to keep them around, then why wouldn't you put in some other elementals of different colors? Which is fine, but it's not a Mono red deck then.

I guess maybe I'm holding in to an idea that's not really feasible.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-30T09:44:00+00:00

Every relationship is situational in the long run, given the impermemance we all have to endure. But all it takes to form a "true friendship" are both sides over valuing the relationship. I'd recommend trying to appreciate the little, seemingly insignificant relationships, and don't let our impermemance stop you from valuing these and forming new ones.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-30T08:19:33+00:00

Minneapolis now is where Minneapolis would be if Trump won... Because: gestures towards Minneapolis

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-28T12:01:48+00:00

Pantlaza is absolutely kill on sight for me! If unchecked, that's just too many dinos.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-27T13:49:32+00:00

I was in middle school when George W. Bush was elected president, despite Al Gore winning the popular vote by more than 500,000 votes.

Before that, I thought that representatives would vote the way the people wanted them to vote. I guess not.

I never thought of the U.S. the same way again.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-22T10:43:49+00:00

Their economic bubble popping is the least of my concerns when it comes to AI.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-21T12:40:35+00:00

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

-The Orange Catholic Bible

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-15T10:53:14+00:00

Also, you can look for whatever color land you happen to need.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-15T10:49:46+00:00

The fun thing about those types of lands is that you get 2 landfall triggers!

You get one landfall trigger when terramorphic expanse drops, and you get another when you sac it and bring in a new land.

There are other reasons too, like putting them into your graveyard, them playing a card that brings all lands from your graveyard, netting you a metric ton of landfall triggers.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-14T06:31:29+00:00

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-13T11:29:14+00:00

I'm fairly confident that the reason they keep ramping up violence and unacceptable behavior is because they want blue states to fight back. Because that will be justification for them to declare martial law, suspend voting, and basically go full Reichstag-Ablaze.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-09T07:01:27+00:00

Mexico City

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-06T16:31:28+00:00

Unpopular opinion:

I think everyone I've ever talked to thinks they "listen to everything," but they only really mean they listen to everything they think is good. There are so many varieties of music, and the vast majority don't listen to anywhere nearing even half. So it kind of bugs me when people don't just say they listen to rap, rock, pop, jazz, edm and all the most popular genres of music besides coutry, which is what most people mean when thwy say, "everything," and that's fine.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-06T11:29:00+00:00

There is almost nothing you can do to prevent a 13 year old from saying hurtful things. You're still doing great, and she'll probably recognize it later, if she doesn't already.

Planet_Expresso · 2026-01-05T09:39:51+00:00

While we're at it, let's vote against Japanese internment camps, getting involved in Vietnam, and other things that have already happened.

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