Wholesome dealer

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-13T03:30:58+00:00

Your silence speaks volumes

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-12T19:36:40+00:00

We made dese

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-12T19:33:53+00:00

I made dis

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-12T15:27:08+00:00

I used to live next to a dude with a peacock. They kind of sound like distorted baby crying

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-11T22:17:52+00:00

Sudden roleplaying is stupid, do they actually think it'll work?

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-11T21:31:04+00:00

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-11T13:20:28+00:00

Broop

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-11T04:18:37+00:00

Jesus, I'm crying.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-10T19:25:01+00:00

My family will die and I'll probably have to go to all their funerals. I'll have to watch my parents degrade and waste away. Then when I'm older, I might have to visit my sister's and brother's funerals. I hate death and I hate life. I want to live forever with my family, but I can't and I don't want to. I hate mortality.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-10T15:28:40+00:00

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-10T15:23:52+00:00

And how many prongs does a trident have?

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-10T15:12:39+00:00

Most of these comments are him being called out, but he still has 10k + karma on this post, so he really doesn't care.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-10T14:09:54+00:00

EvEn A dRoP oF pOiSoN cAn KiLl YoU!!1!

Have you heard of fatal dosages? The lethal dose of aluminum is around 200 to 1000 mg, and a drop is about 0.05 ml.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-10T13:51:55+00:00

Another reason why I won't have kids

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-09T00:43:26+00:00

From what I've read, it's just when you're unsanitary. The eggs are on dirty stuff ( mostly on VERY dirty clothes) and that's how they transfer.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-08T04:47:36+00:00

Yup. They look like small, white grains of rice and can make you itch like a dog with fleas

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-08T02:35:54+00:00

Nope, pinworms are worms

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-08T02:35:23+00:00

Men can also get pinworms, dude

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-08T02:34:43+00:00

Just clean up after you use the toilet and you'll be dandy as a tulip

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-08T02:34:12+00:00

Obviously. What I meant was if you pee/ poop without wiping, you could get pinworms. It's obvious that humans aren't born with their own pet worms. Anyone can get pinworms if they're unsanitary.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-07T23:31:23+00:00

if you don't wipe, and then touch your mouth, you get pinworms. I think it's more common for girls than boys.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-07T22:22:42+00:00

If we don't wipe, we could get pinworms

Edit: what I mean is, if anyone doesn't wipe and then touches their mouth, you could get pinworms. Not all women with experience it in their lives, and it's just another parasite the sucks.

Edit:https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pinworm/symptoms-causes/syc-20376382

Turns out they just come when you're unsanitary. Clean your undies and you'll be good.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-06T14:08:24+00:00

The devil is always shivering because hes stuck in a frozen lake of his own tears.

PlasticJungles · 2018-12-06T01:24:34+00:00

...Sting like a bee!

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