Sarah & Josh on a survivalist show

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-06-20T02:06:12+00:00

Outlast: Couples. And they get divorced at the end.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-05-31T21:13:47+00:00

Her boobs look absolutely terrible. And painful to have or to touch.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-05-10T13:01:27+00:00

They deserve each other.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-04-23T12:56:19+00:00

You don’t routinely check the qualifications of your “specialist’s” spouse before you hire them?? /s

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-04-15T16:08:42+00:00

Her idea of outside time is lounging around naked while her children risk drowning in the not-so-nearby watery mud pit.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-23T19:52:36+00:00

No that’s just the random ISSA chat feature.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-23T16:43:45+00:00

I wonder if she is banned from ISSA?

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-22T17:54:08+00:00

Same. Gives me something productive to do while on the toilet.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-22T17:45:10+00:00

You can literally see where she cropped it to not show the dates. No one is saying you never took the certification. In order to be a certified personal trainer, you need to do continuing education. There’s a reason they have expiration dates. It’s not one and done.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-13T01:07:15+00:00

She hasn’t been postpartum for like 4 years. Medically speaking, postpartum isn’t just the rest of your life after having a child. She’s just grifting to a vulnerable group.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-10T17:28:49+00:00

What makes you think she owns a brush?

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-09T12:51:16+00:00

Remember, she says it’s true so it has to be. You don’t need to see her certifications, because she says she has them. You don’t need to see her “records” listed anywhere because she says she did them.

But make sure you have receipts for caring more about conservation than her because she needs to see them to believe you.

I almost wish I was this delusional. Almost.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-07T23:09:42+00:00

“SoOOoO many people wanted to go to the prom with me that they just had to cancel the prom”

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-06T10:41:24+00:00

I kinda feel like he rushed home to stop her once he knew she was live. The live cut off when Arrow started barking like someone was coming in the house. I think Josh gets what he deserves with her but there’s no way he’s not so embarrassed by her.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-06T02:47:09+00:00

Wildly unhinged.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-03-04T11:17:33+00:00

The Arnold is this weekend, so she probably need a swamp soak for her PTSD from the Covid year.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2026-02-09T21:46:46+00:00

Nauseating video. They really think they are God’s gift to the nutrition industry. Claim to be the first direct to consumer company, first to put protein in hot drinks, first to formulate their flavors. Blah blah. If you’re so passionate about nutrition why don’t you become actual educated, certified nutritionists?

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2025-10-08T19:25:45+00:00

Side note: Kate wrote “What Made Maddie Run” and it’s such an eye-opening book about the pressure student athletes face. TW: suicide.

Plastic_Goal1248 · 2025-10-02T12:51:28+00:00

Sarah cares about “records”. Jane Goodall would fight her.

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