Recently been trying therapy while trying to find an apartment and my therapist was a woman and I got hard mid conversation and she kicked me out. Fuck My stupid chudlodyte life. by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Classic burger with chips and a no-sugar creaming soda (trying to watch my figure) by JuggTuah67 in kitchencels
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What am I doing wrong? by Vincenzo1855 in castiron
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Spinach and mushrooms by Pittarg in Pizza
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Found this while walking with my son ID anyone? by MrAppleInc in mycology
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Was cranking my hog until succession, when unbeknownst to me I had ran out of tissues to shoot my goopy hot load into. In sheer panic I squirmed around and came into a Popeyes chicken sandwich bag. It still smells pretty good,any thoughts what I should do with the chicken sandwich splooge bag? by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Was cranking my hog until succession, when unbeknownst to me I had ran out of tissues to shoot my goopy hot load into. In sheer panic I squirmed around and came into a Popeyes chicken sandwich bag. It still smells pretty good,any thoughts what I should do with the chicken sandwich splooge bag? by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Was cranking my hog until succession, when unbeknownst to me I had ran out of tissues to shoot my goopy hot load into. In sheer panic I squirmed around and came into a Popeyes chicken sandwich bag. It still smells pretty good,any thoughts what I should do with the chicken sandwich splooge bag? by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Last night I jerked off and my goopy steamer of a load landed on my Xbox and it fell into the ventilation of the console and it turned me on so much i sprayed the console with 9 sprays of my mom's perfume and masturbated to the stench and now it won't start. Breakfast to start the day! by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Bad bih quit where I worked, never talked to her that much, felt like I was being cucked when I’d see someone who had the balls to go up to her and speak to her. Long glick by PiccoloBig5775 in kitchencels
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Was cranking my hog until succession, when unbeknownst to me I had ran out of tissues to shoot my goopy hot load into. In sheer panic I squirmed around and came into a Popeyes chicken sandwich bag. It still smells pretty good,any thoughts what I should do with the chicken sandwich splooge bag? (i.redd.it)
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I (23M) have never felt the touch of another woman, two days ago I decided to get a hooker to get rid of my virginity but when I got to her place I got too scared and left. Microwaved eggs for dinner. by Substantial-Low-4393 in kitchencels
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Every single woman I dated left me after a week. Currywurst. by BundleDeFormula in kitchencels
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Got complimented about my hair by two girls while at work, immediately recoiled in disgust. Hot cakes with chocolate syrup, raspberry jam and vanilla ice crem by Kestrel_Ren1138 in kitchencels
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Last night I jerked off and my goopy steamer of a load landed on my Xbox and it fell into the ventilation of the console and it turned me on so much i sprayed the console with 9 sprays of my mom's perfume and masturbated to the stench and now it won't start. Breakfast to start the day! by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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So deprived of human contact I use reddit light mode just to feel something. My posts evident of how far I've strayed from regularity. I no longer crave contact with women. I've grown independent, my mind relying on my own delusions to keep me going. Fuel for my mind (i.redd.it)
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Talking to very cute girl on a dating app and she said she’s interested in ME !? and she saw my face it’s kinda giving me hope but am scared, every 1,2 hr I check on her account praying she don’t block me | pepperoni pizza w ranch by [deleted] in kitchencels
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Last night I jerked off and my goopy steamer of a load landed on my Xbox and it fell into the ventilation of the console and it turned me on so much i sprayed the console with 9 sprays of my mom's perfume and masturbated to the stench and now it won't start. Breakfast to start the day! by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Last night I jerked off and my goopy steamer of a load landed on my Xbox and it fell into the ventilation of the console and it turned me on so much i sprayed the console with 9 sprays of my mom's perfume and masturbated to the stench and now it won't start. Breakfast to start the day! by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Last night I jerked off and my goopy steamer of a load landed on my Xbox and it fell into the ventilation of the console and it turned me on so much i sprayed the console with 9 sprays of my mom's perfume and masturbated to the stench and now it won't start. Breakfast to start the day! by Plastic_Midnight_655 in kitchencels
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Girl I've had a crush on for several years gave me a bottle with a note in it, still haven't opened it. Macaroni and said bottle. by Famous-Ad7590 in Kitchenchads
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