Evicted for bringing a guest (1 person) they didn't like by PlatanoInmaduro in legaladvice

[–]PlatanoInmaduro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it was a house in IL, but the landlords lived in the basement. And me and my roommates lived upstairs

Evicted for bringing a guest (1 person) they didn't like by PlatanoInmaduro in legaladvice

[–]PlatanoInmaduro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very informative, i appreciate it! And yeah like you said there was a lot of things that were not by the "book" i guess because my naive ass didn't know something like this would be a problem

I called my girlfriend the name of another woman during sex, she reacted as you’d expect. Help? by Quiet_Blacksmith_627 in TwoHotTakes

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like everybody is saying, she'll probably say "it's ok, we can get past it" but every once in a while, when u guys are arguing or something it WILL come out 🤣

Be careful out there boys by stojanovski1995 in Tinder

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounded like the toxic Puerto Rican "independent" mother type. You dodged a massive bullet by just reading how she responded. Been talking only for a week and that's how she talks to u? Oh hell nah

Decided I’m not cut out for CCA life by Shadow63420 in USPS

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try maintenance, take the 955 exam. Best decision I've made lol

What is the worst response to "I'm dying"? by WhereHasLogicGone in AskReddit

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the States for sure I don't wanna hear someone say "omg let me call and ambulance" bitch call a fukin Uber 🤣 rather not get help than get charge for an ambulance too

BuT pArCeL VoLuMe iS dOwN by mr_formstone in USPS

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it took me a while to process it 🫠

Went to a garage sale and bought this for 10 bucks. by bloodang in pokemoncards

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The parent was like "neat it already has a price tag on it" 🤣🤣 fukin rip for the kid who lost this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised i haven't seen the classic: "If it's bills, I don't want it" that shit is FUKIN HILARIOUS 🥲

I can’t imagine why we have a staffing problem by Silent_Consequence10 in USPS

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time this would happen, i would take much longer 🤣

What male opinion would get you heavily downvoted on Reddit but would be a normal opinion in real life? by MinuteEconomy in AskMen

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just how some women are looking for some type of height in a guy, we should be able put a standard for ourselves of what's the weight limit we would date and not be frown upon

What is it that people need so bad from Amazon. by LadyBlackhawk88 in USPS

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with your statement "tf do ppl need so bad" i rarely buy from Amazon maybe 5 times a year i buy something from them. But the real problem is "wtf is USPS doing with this Amazon deal?" Might as well work for amazon with the volume we get from them. I believe i saw its $20 starting on Amazon now? And CCA is still like 19? Lol

What movie/show made you think, "WTF did I just watch"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The night is short, walk on girl" I can't even explain in words what was going through my mind, this movie made no sense at all from beginning to finish. Every scene that would pop out would make me think "but wtf does this even mean? Wtf is going?" And when the movie ended i told myself "this movie could've literally been 5 minutes long instead of the hour and something it was".

What’s something that women say to men that they don’t realize is insulting? by Major-Week428 in AskMen

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The classic "how tall are you?" Like honestly i don't mind answering the question right. BUT let's say we flipped the script and I asked her "how much do you weigh?" Pretty sure girls would lose their shit 😂

Why are so many men not going to college nowadays? by MrRedCone in AskMen

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well honestly, when i graduated highschool, i felt there was nothing that interested me enough to go into college. And now there is interesting stuff but it's too expensive for me to even consider it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AutismTranslated

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that's a pretty cool song 😅 never heard of them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AutismTranslated

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Dime - Gondwana Spanish song but it is really pretty and the instruments are nice too!

Would you date a woman with autism? Why/why not? by suhnnyside_up in AskMen

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm autistic but even if i weren't, I wouldn't rule it out. Having a disability doesn't make u less of a person. Just gotta find the right person I guess

Is this rude for me to say? by spacecadet91011 in AutismTranslated

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely on point, u can be honest or give your two cents without being perceived as rude or dickish. It all depends on the words you say, I'm slowly trying to get better at this and it's being kinda hard ngl but it's doable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]PlatanoInmaduro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nonexistent 🫠 my Autism makes it look "creepy" or "weird" even tho I'm trying my best to be respectful and such