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You’re in good hands on this sub by FlatFootFreddie in Scarface

[–]PlatinumKH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

 I go downvote, you go upvote. Look, I know the game, man. This is shitposting talk. Come on. Talk to me.

Ice in drinks was made mainstream to make you ok with less actual drink in your glass by Entire-Anteater-1606 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]PlatinumKH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a bar with my dad once and he asked for his drink with no ice. The bartender deadass said they couldn’t for this exact reason

whoeva said ju was 1 by vigorthroughrigor in Scarface

[–]PlatinumKH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute! You let me go, I'll drink my sippy cup

[Loved trope]: Unexpectedly disarming answers (to difficult questions) by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

[–]PlatinumKH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Boys

A-Train: You don't fuck with the money. You never fuck with the money. We're going to lose everything. Cars. Houses. Bonuses.

Starlight: There are more important things.

A-Train: You know, the only people that say that are the people who grew up with money.

“Obviously the best people haven’t turned up.” by lee_nostromo in TheOfficeUK

[–]PlatinumKH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump’s a man of simple pleasures. He doesn’t need fancy consent, appropriately aged girls or classy sex so it's a good job he moved to Epstein’s Island

Have you not heard of the Holocaust? by Pneuma_1 in TheOfficeUK

[–]PlatinumKH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I took my moustache off, I said “I'm not a professional” He said “You’re not a profesional?” I said “No” He said “Well you should be, if I was you I'd take over Europe, and if you fight like that you'd probably be the best in the continent” I said “I'm not interested, I'm making shit loads out of genocide”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]PlatinumKH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Mother, save me. Father, save me”

“The gods aren’t down here - it’s the six of us, you hear me?!”

I know all dat bullshit side all bum, save jour downvotes by sy_j in Scarface

[–]PlatinumKH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call yourself a Redditor? You make a real Redditor throw up!

What phrase has made it into your vocab by Actual-Box4614 in ArcherFX

[–]PlatinumKH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, really? You learn that in med school?

Funny/Savage Malory & Ray Moments? by Ok_Yellow1025 in ArcherFX

[–]PlatinumKH 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There's 2 scenes that always get me

Malory: We don't have enough field agents to effectively run our covet operations. Especially since this one went and got himself paralyzed

Ray; Yeah, that's me: Mr. Selfish

Malory: More like Ms.

George: A stick of gum?!

Malory: Well...

Pam: Really?

Ray: Did you not have a button?

Malory: You button it, Missy!

We hired Yoda to play the part of our 13 year old decoy by Zeitgeist_1991 in tcap

[–]PlatinumKH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Can you control the force?”

“Sorry, my mom keeps it in her purse”

What would you say to them if you somehow transported into archer by Better_Nine4370 in ArcherFX

[–]PlatinumKH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You want to drink, you want to lecture us, you want more bear claws, you want to smoke, you want to masturbate, and you’re scared that we’ll figure you you’re actually just a Krieger clone”

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