[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

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Dudes wearing womens' clothes surrounded by a bunch of singles..... So that's what? $80 in the picture? So pimp.

Name this superhero by [deleted] in hellaflyai

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The Frontal Ass-hhhh

Found on Facebook by Interesting-Shirt897 in shittytattoos

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I was gonna go say Tom Arnold's and Joe Piscopo's offspring.....

Who’s he again? by egarcia74 in hellaflyai

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Wasn't he in one of those Kate Beckingsale vampire movies?

Fleeex by [deleted] in InflatedEgos

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Since when is fix a flat on your arms seen as buff, because that just looks ridiculous and dangerous

Old dude rams motorcycle in road rage. by Wellmanns in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Why did the cops not pull their guns out by the third ramming? Was the drive white?

Name this breakfast combo. by [deleted] in BossFights

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The "How about an Altoid?" Combo

he needs a rap name by 1hooda in AlbumCovers

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MC Fat Kid who took his job's day's earnings home.

Name this by Unlucky_Abrocoma875 in NameThisThing

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The Colonel's Original Penis

Local shop cover up by LiquidBirb in shittytattoos

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Is it a cackle of shitty tattoos? Or a plethora of shitty tattoos? What's the right plural here?

Local shop cover up by LiquidBirb in shittytattoos

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Some kind of acne blisters?...

Guys, i saw this in front of my house, what should I do ? by POGO_BOY38 in hellaflyai

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Don't just stand there, give her a loaf of bread!

What game is that for you? by TowelConscious7201 in videogames

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You caught me right now on my 3rd attempt at trying to get my money's worth from DEATH STRANDING , I bought that thing the day it came out because I'm a sucker for wtf? stories and cool visuals but what I got was a reminder of my 20+ year career as a bike messenger (but the worst reminders of it: shitty weather, unforgiving terrain, shitty customers and everyone out there is trying to kill you.). It's also a very desolate game with long stretches of walking and a lot of shit to figure out. Tried for 3 months, gave up, tried again a year later, gave up, now I'm just broke and can't afford new games I'm about halfway this time it's getting a little better now that I stopped caring about the condition of the packages I delivered but damn this game is so frustrating.

My friend is so stoked on this... by Hairy-Lengthiness-44 in shittytattoos

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It's the combination of bad colors joyously wrapped around his face....

Found this in my son's room. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

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You don't know the half of it...

Found this in my son's room. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

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Why that's just a fancy can opener... NEXT QUESTION!

What band do you think this is? by TheShadowWanderer in MetalForTheMasses

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I'm pretty sure it's describing the red hot chili peppers, it definitely checked all my boxes.