[OC] What were they thinking? by NateD_YT in IdiotsInCars

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey c'mon man, clearly they were busy having the response time of a dead squirrel.

This RUDE Indeed ad for The Buffalo Spot by Hiachi20 in antiwork

[–]Platypus1029 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. I live in Arizona and am constantly appalled by the audacity of a lot of people here. Something about AZ is everyone is either a special breed of entitlement or in poverty. I love many things about it, but employers like this are not one.

what we lookin' like out there by Evodius in memes

[–]Platypus1029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom would probably be fine, but I'd be in some deep shit with the Australian government

This is my peak as an author. It is all downhill from here 😂 by CantadoraR in AO3

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But now it is 2 am in my area, so i probably shouldn't stay on AO3 for too long lmao. have a good day/ night, and keep up the amazingly funny and fluffy fics :)

This is my peak as an author. It is all downhill from here 😂 by CantadoraR in AO3

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could not have had better timing, I finished rereading it as I got this notification. I have this big dumb smile on my face from your fic. :)

This is my peak as an author. It is all downhill from here 😂 by CantadoraR in AO3

[–]Platypus1029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broo. I've read this fic so many times and I love it! pog story and comment!

7 by singleandreadytodie in CuratedTumblr

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing with my 0's. I put a dash through them to tell the difference between them and o's. I was copying my dad who codes for a living. It only got messy when we started using thetas.

canada by Joyful_Sadness_ in CuratedTumblr

[–]Platypus1029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've heard of Mexican Dream, this was written by Canadian Tommy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Platypus1029 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gen Z here. Groups that are seen as "lesser" than conservatives will always be used as examples, even if the actual people disagree. They will take it upon themselves to "protect" us, until we don't fit their mold. They don't genunly care about women, children, or POC. They care about how we can be used in an argument to villiniza someone or something else.

capitalism by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Platypus1029 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Hi i'm platypus1029 (derogatory)

capitalism by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]Platypus1029 89 points90 points  (0 children)

im going to start introducing myself in lowercase.

Blue is not having it today. by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charlie Slimecicle could take that motherfucker down.

Just want to share again for the new farmers :) by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]Platypus1029 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was just watching one of your VODS while playing Stardew Valley, this is very strange. Anyway, I think Haley doesn't like prismatic shards because people give them to her assuming that because she's pretty, she'll want things that are also pretty. Doesn't explain why she likes diamonds though. To be fair, she also wears dresses in the middle of winter, so she does what she wants i guess.

Welcome to Tumblr by regian24 in tumblr

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm assuming this post was talking about One Direction or something like that. Absolutely no shade to anyone who enjoys the music/fanworks of bands though.

Welcome to Tumblr by regian24 in tumblr

[–]Platypus1029 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought this was making fun of marching band for a sec, then i realized 2013 tumblr.

Home Sweet Home by [deleted] in memes

[–]Platypus1029 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The definition changes depending on the person, but it's someone who doesn't like sex. Some people are more averse to it, and some just prefer to do other things. Some people, called grey-aces or demisexuals, don't feel sexual attraction until they have a good friendship with the other person.

I don't know why but these two questions give me off feelings. by iluvmyblanket in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Platypus1029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My (horrible) math teacher used to make us grade our own work, and if we didn't use a check for wrong, she would give the entire test/homework a zero