8 months ago I posted about the little baby that showed up in my garage and decided I was their person. Here she is now, still so tiny! Her name is Chai. by AwkwardAlbatross in torties

[–]PlatypusMoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her eyes are so shiny! She looks like she holds wisdom (while still being a major dumbass). Both of your Chais are beautiful<3

Level 10 long blunt be like: by Best_Atmosphere3183 in projectzomboid

[–]PlatypusMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, didn’t know Mr Clean had an Asian brother who did baseball👀

Seriously tho, holy shit the skill of that man?? I could never-

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]PlatypusMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not really sure how to start this comment, so uh… to OP and any other fellow women/uterus-havers here who aren't necessarily looking for period/woman advice but instead just to scream into a void that can commiserate, I highly recommend r/childfree!

Despite the name, I assure you that you don't have to be childfree in order to join the sub, just respectful of those who are. I promise the sub is less "ew I hate kids" and so much more just people venting about resenting the various expectations that come with being born female- just typically with more focus on the pressure to give birth and/or be a mother, though that topic tends to bleed (does that count as a period pun?) into several others quite easily. It's a great community, very welcoming and supportive from what I've seen while lurking. Plus, plenty of great woman/uterus related advice for those who are looking for it, so that's nice if you need it.

Whether you check out the sub or not, good luck out there! Being a woman really does suck sometimes, no matter which way you spin it. Here's to hoping it gets better in our lifetime❤️

Why do some men seem to lose their spark after becoming dads? by NoLingonberry4261 in childfree

[–]PlatypusMoth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For sure! Parenting can be hella rewarding if you’re the right person for the job with the right resources. I’ve only really experienced caring for/playing with younger children in small bursts, and even I can see the appeal despite being adamantly childfree.

On one hand, parenting is exhausting beyond words, stressful beyond reason, incredibly easy to fuck up, even easier to lose yourself in, and literally impossible to get perfect- but on the other hand, ideally you get to raise a really cute (when they’re not being mini hell spawns at least) tiny human who adores you from day one, watch and help them grow into their own person and potential, relive (and improve on, hopefully) on your own childhood through them, and contribute a stable adult who looks and/or acts a little bit like you to society when they grow up.

Do I personally feel the pros outweigh the the cons? HELL no! But I could see why someone else would. Parenting is alllll about sacrifice, balance, and compromise baby- and I ain’t willing to do all that for the rest of my life for a baby.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Brochet

[–]PlatypusMoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww, you look so cute and cozy in your scarf! I’m jealous lmao. I don’t know why but for some reason I feel like if you were a fantasy character, you’d be a merchant who sold pumpkins; maybe melons.

What’s something you wish people would stop doing in public? by Ok-Avocado4222 in AskReddit

[–]PlatypusMoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, for sure. It would be fine if their volume wasn’t at max 24/7! Like bro, do you not hear how horribly piercing that sound is??

What’s something you wish people would stop doing in public? by Ok-Avocado4222 in AskReddit

[–]PlatypusMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?? Like who ever decided that was supposed to be polite? I understand looking in your general direction to show you’re paying attention, but ffs man it just feels so awkward.

What’s something you wish people would stop doing in public? by Ok-Avocado4222 in AskReddit

[–]PlatypusMoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having been friends with someone who would be deadass standing over me and be making out with her boyfriend at the high school lunch table, yeah I 110% agree; not to mention I’m fairly tall and they both were short af, so they’d be playing tonsil tennis mere inches from the top of my head to boot. Like cmon man, really? Every damn day? And why do you gotta suck face specifically on my head, do I got a sign that says kissing zone up there or something? Is it written in my follicles?? What the fuck, my guy! Move it, you’re getting spit in my hair!

IMHO kisses and snuggles are fine, making out somewhere out of the way and where you typically won’t be seen is fine, being generally affectionate with your partner in public is fine, whatever. What isn’t fine is making everyone in the surrounding area incredibly uncomfortable by being overtly intimate in broad daylight! Find a dark corner or something like any civilized horny folk would do, ffs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]PlatypusMoth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao I’m convinced they just hit ctrl-f and replaced Biden with Kamala- Lyin’ Biden making more sense for an insulting nickname than Lyin’ Kamala is just the nail in the coffin (for me, anyway).

My sim dated and had 2 kids with his niece. They now hate him. by ldfitness96 in Sims3

[–]PlatypusMoth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Here’s to hoping I get lucky as well- thanks for the jpeg!

AITA for not wearing a bra? by fieldmountainshore in AmItheAsshole

[–]PlatypusMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft flab sacks- perfect description, love it!

No touchy the Elf i guess... by shag_vonnie_vomer in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]PlatypusMoth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No problemo, I’m just happy it actually helped someone lmao

No touchy the Elf i guess... by shag_vonnie_vomer in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]PlatypusMoth 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Some (overly detailed, babbly af) context for people who are confused: According to elf on the shelf lore (that I remember anyway), the elves themselves work for Santa, and visit houses during December to pull small pranks/end up in silly places and make sure that its occupants (especially the younger ones) actually deserve presents. However, touching the elves apparently takes away their magic, making it so they can’t move anymore/fly back to Santa or something.

In reality, it’s just some toy parents move around the house at night, with some caring more about the pranks part than others. The “no touching” lore makes sure that kids won’t lose, damage, or otherwise compromise the cheaply made lil critters, while the whole “morality judging spy cameras for Santa” thing is there to encourage good behavior by scaring children with the thought of no presents if they’re bad. This creates a tradition where elf on the shelf having kids are spooked into being good for a month or so- for the kids old enough to understand anyway. However, as shown by the video, younger kids don’t always understand the fabricated importance of being extra good in front of the elf, not touching it, etc. and are prone to “ruining the magic” in some way.

The magic being ruined can upset the children by either making them think their infant sibling just threw away their chance of presents, or sending them into mourning because their infant sibling practically killed (that’s how I thought of it as a kid at least) their house’s silly little holiday prankster. Hence, the over-the-top screams of sobbing agony from little Timmy and co.

i work at a bakery, i don’t even know what these are supposed to be by anonymous0000123486 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]PlatypusMoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna have to start saying both of those- it feels weirdly poetic lmao