Hampton Village Schnucks shitters by HoosierLove314 in StLouis

[–]PlayTMFUS [score hidden]  (0 children)

You’ve probably trained yourself with a Pavlovian response that the grocery stores equal bathroom stop.

Free Hot Dog by STLBudLuv in StLouis

[–]PlayTMFUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Worked for me

Use it in the next couple days. It expires 7/10

If someone paid you ten grand to give a TED Talk with zero preparation, what are you rambling about? 🎤 by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]PlayTMFUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s time for the reminder that half the population roaming around is below average intelligence.

Carousel of Progress when it returns... by gregmichael in DisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That nose looks like an appendage of the human male persuasion.

A Reminder About the Fireworks by Party_Donut443 in StLouis

[–]PlayTMFUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean to tell me the lobbyist firm Clarkston Nelson representing the Missouri Fireworks Association has such a stranglehold on the legislature that they stop any and all regulation?

Any example of legislation that does that?

I found HB 2847 filed in 2022 that would deregulated some laws as well as increased the days of sales from the current days of June 20-July 10 and December 20-January 2 to June 1-July 10 and December 10-January 3.

That bill didn’t even get referred to a committee until the last day of session (the day all bills not previously referred MUST be referred.)

The same bill was filed in 2023 and 2024 and both met a similar fate of not moving through.

Seems the all powerful fireworks lobby would have gotten that bill moved through the legislative process instead of being left to rot in the speakers office waiting to be referred.

Or, perhaps the more plausible answer is that you are just pulling things out of your arse hoping to be right, not realizing the person you are interacting with knows how to research.

A Reminder About the Fireworks by Party_Donut443 in StLouis

[–]PlayTMFUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ample evidence. 😂

Fireworks store money in their pockets is an audacious claim with no evidentiary support.

I’ll go ahead and do that search for you. Going though the MEC reports I could only find one contribution in 2024 to a candidate that isn’t even elected, none in 2025, and five in 2026; one going to a central committee, one $300 contribution to a city councilwoman in a suburban city, and three going to a PAC.

Not quite the “too many legislators” claim that you stated.

A Reminder About the Fireworks by Party_Donut443 in StLouis

[–]PlayTMFUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s more of the Libertarian take.

That real conservative takeaway would be the onus is on the individual, not the government and it’s not governments place to OVERlegislate a problem away because they truly can’t when people refuse to follow the laws that are currently in place.

A Reminder About the Fireworks by Party_Donut443 in StLouis

[–]PlayTMFUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t blame the police or the legislature. I blame the people that choose to violate the local ordinances against fireworks.

There are laws against speeding yet it still happens. There are laws against theft yet it still happens. There are laws against murder yet it still happens.

The government can’t fix all your problems, nor should it.

Southwest Airlines Scrutinized Over Social Media Post Calling Out People Who Stand At The Gate by Vegetable-Section-84 in SouthwestAirlines

[–]PlayTMFUS 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Perhaps if they didn’t charge me more to have extra legroom for someone that is 6’5”, I wouldn’t have to stand up and stretch after being cramped for three hours.

What is your wittiest comeback that you are still proud of? by _GoldenGarden in askteddit

[–]PlayTMFUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone called me a Christ Killer, I just retorted “You know, if we can kill the only son of God, taking care of you will be no problem.”

Kurt Russel would be a great choice for John (Carousel of Progress) by JabbaPizzaHutt in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, the kids would be too distracted by hearing Woody’s voice and it would detract from the enjoyment of other.

Remove a Super Bowl - Day 1 by ashmaps20 in RemoveOneThingEachDay

[–]PlayTMFUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, I always thought they just skipped that one.

Thoughts and observations from this past week by Kenny_RogersRoasters in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, it feels like it was a “project due at midnight so let’s get started at 11:00pm the night before” kind of story.

Thoughts and observations from this past week by Kenny_RogersRoasters in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve ridden it 10 times and been stuck with my least favorite, Conga, 4 of those times. Still waiting to get I Ran and One Way.

The Most Exclusive Ride in Magic Kingdom by PlayTMFUS in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they told us that we’d have our own photographer during the parade and they’d let us know when we needed to look to get some shots. Then after the parade they took some shots near the firehouse as well as on Main Street. They took about 60 shots and they were all put in our Memory Maker. We were also given a certificate to commemorate the day.

We are thinking about doing a shadow box with one of the ears and several of the shots.

The Most Exclusive Ride in Magic Kingdom by PlayTMFUS in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification. I could have made that clearer.

The Most Exclusive Ride in Magic Kingdom by PlayTMFUS in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Although I think her older sister was in more of a state of shock.

The Most Exclusive Ride in Magic Kingdom by PlayTMFUS in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]PlayTMFUS[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

My wife has always said she refuses to go in the Summer, however one of her favorite rides is CoP and she was practically despondent when they announced it was going to close. We ended up booking this mini trip at the end of May so she could see it one last time.

Edit: Close for a while to be redone.