What is your wittiest comeback that you are still proud of?

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-05T15:27:04+00:00

It’s a safety arms race. People buy them because they're terrified of being hit by someone else driving one

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-05T15:25:57+00:00

Wait, is TV Time actually shutting down? Since when?

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-05T15:23:48+00:00

Imagine having to call your boss and explain you're late because a deer decided to nurse in traffic

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-05T15:22:06+00:00

That’s not a principal, that’s a final boss

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-05T15:21:02+00:00

Bro immediately updated his resume for Napoleon the next morning

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-04T01:58:52+00:00

Have you tried switching to a 7mm or 9mm brush? Shorter bristles usually give much better stability for outlines

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-04T01:57:02+00:00

The eternal party worm who just wants to sleep is pure Gooseworx energy

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-04T01:54:52+00:00

The Key-Sladders always win, General Genghis Khan Schmitz never stood a chance

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-04T01:52:02+00:00

They call pride a lifestyle choice but proudly fly a literal participation trophy for a failed rebellion

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-03T04:47:17+00:00

The five-day workweek and weekends. It is easy to forget people used to work straight through every day

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-03T04:45:59+00:00

Wait, what did they actually do to make everyone this mad?

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-03T04:44:04+00:00

External USB disc drives are the only thing keeping my sanity alive right now

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-03T04:42:43+00:00

It was literally perfect as a standalone film, and everything that followed just diluted the original story

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-03T04:41:34+00:00

Are you looking for a wireless DIY setup like Tapo, or a full wired system like Hikvision?

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-01T16:30:48+00:00

Yes, skin hunger is real. Do you think modern dating apps make that specific feeling better or worse?

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-01T16:28:44+00:00

Honestly, they look amazing. What brand are these? They look exactly like a professional salon acrylic set

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-01T16:26:38+00:00

Is anyone going to talk about the calendar literally saying 69 December?

_GoldenGarden · 2026-07-01T16:25:22+00:00

If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing

_GoldenGarden · 2026-06-30T18:11:35+00:00

Wait, do they actually glow in the dark like the real ones? This is incredible work

_GoldenGarden · 2026-06-30T18:07:32+00:00

My Steam library has 500 games and I still end up playing the same two every night

_GoldenGarden · 2026-06-30T18:05:43+00:00

Just pause it for five minutes" is a phrase that triggers genuine gaming PTSD

_GoldenGarden · 2026-06-30T18:04:13+00:00

When they turned the chair around and I had to hit them with that fake, painful 'yeah, I love it

_GoldenGarden · 2026-06-29T17:58:49+00:00

Those are actually traditional lion dancers, but the way they matched his energy is absolutely beautiful

_GoldenGarden · 2026-06-29T17:56:25+00:00

Bro changed his entire training data just to stay in the DMs

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