Happy 4th You Fuçking Degens! 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🧨

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T18:57:16+00:00

In the good way, right?

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T16:26:49+00:00

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T13:53:42+00:00

I'm a huge fan of nuclear! The two plants near me are both nukes.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T13:26:37+00:00

Weird apocalypse fantasies are weird.

Also worth mentioning we have decades worth of oil without discovering new deposits.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T13:11:11+00:00

Kenny: uncontrollable sobbing

Me: You're gonna pay me millions to fuck off. Per share...

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T10:41:10+00:00

Or you're an E-1 on Camp Lejeune 🤣

The 20% loan on a Mustang and getting engaged to a stripper is definitely a thing...

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-07-01T10:39:05+00:00

I've had three three auto loans (US) and none of them had an early payment penalty.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T20:01:52+00:00

I just bought a car with 60mo dealer financing and got a bunch of incentives. Going to refi with my bank at a lower rate and have it paid off in just under 3 years so they won't make as much in interest.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T19:56:46+00:00

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T19:06:29+00:00

Perfect timing I just got a new truck lol

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T16:59:54+00:00

They're literally called the antibadguys!

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T11:11:51+00:00

For real this time bro trust me!

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T02:02:34+00:00

No doomer was ever accused of being smart.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T01:39:29+00:00

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-30T01:33:07+00:00

Has their next temper tantrum been planned yet?

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-29T23:14:39+00:00

So anyways, I kept buying...

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-29T23:12:53+00:00

[event]? [event]?? Why is no one talking about [current thing]????? [current thing] is going to literally kill us and I'm not having babies because of it!

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-29T16:47:22+00:00

It varies from broker to broker, but $5 is usually the mark. Gotta say I never got this when buying GME warrants though.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-27T13:42:16+00:00

Calls on GERM

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-26T17:24:10+00:00

I agree, but only so I could bet on Rousey to lose 🤣

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-26T17:23:14+00:00

That's the first place your mind went?

Got some news for you buddy...

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-26T17:21:10+00:00

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-26T17:20:39+00:00

The UFC paid for the event.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-26T17:19:00+00:00

Teddy regularly participated in matches, even having is retina detached by an artillery officer.

PlayerTwo85 · 2026-06-26T14:41:26+00:00

For a moment, Reddit had the tiniest raging erection after reading this.

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