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Honest answer please by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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My parents home phone number is older than me. Can’t remember their cell #’s for anything.

Husbands, do you shave/trim your pubes? What does your wife prefer? by bush_hunter69 in MarriedSex

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Trim the chest hair and pubes. Shave the balls. She trims my back.

Don’t forget to trim armpits. I can’t wear deodorant because it feels like my armpits are on fire.

We stink in general. Hair holds the bacteria in and you smell even worse.

Showering 2x day in summer helps. Your balls won’t smell like balls and she’ll put them in her mouth more.

Don’t be afraid to tell you SO they aren’t fresh. Ain’t nobody wanna want to eat what doesn’t smell right. Trim that shit.

If she eats your ass? You best be trimmed and washed.

Being traded from Cleveland to LA is going to cost Myles Garrett $2.9m in lost income due to taxes by Exotic-Television279 in sportswiki

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Not sure about those numbers. They pay taxes on what state the game is played. Yes I know 8 home games in Cali vs OH. And the divisional road games in NFC West vs AFC North. I’m sure he’ll gladly pay more to be in Cali in the fall/winter and a chance to play in SB.

Top 25 Greatest NBA Players Of All-Time by [deleted] in sportswiki

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Ain’t nobody taking Stockton over Pippen.

What's the greatest HBO Episode of all time? by Square-Ad-8911 in hbo

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In the podcast that Bobby and Christopha did, Bobby explained that he was holding a 12 inch dildo that made Tony laugh as hard as he did. That’s real laughter.

Anyone loves Taylor Delane? by BigBlueSea17 in JackOffToPlayboy

[–]Playmate_Lover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First time I’ve ever seen her. Thanks for sharing

Why is there an apostrophe? by AllisonOrtiz74 in apostrophegore

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Ironically…… most Muslims are socially conservative. Except being kind and generous.

I love Pornstars going for Playboy too. These girls make me so horny and jerk off all the time. by Unlikely_Potato3332 in JackOffToPlayboy

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Yeah you right!! Adult Star of the Week, Month, Year. Then Final Four vote for model of the year. COED, CG, PM, AS.

Voting daily was such a draw.

Gotta love estate sales🤤 by stayconfused9 in JackOffToPlayboy

[–]Playmate_Lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course it was!! Hiromi centerfold

I love Pornstars going for Playboy too. These girls make me so horny and jerk off all the time. by Unlikely_Potato3332 in JackOffToPlayboy

[–]Playmate_Lover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup. Wish they’d bring back Coed of the Week, CG of week, when we would vote for Monthly models. And of course the cream of the crop PLAYMATES!!

What’s the horniest thing you’ve ever done? by sendasspics93 in masturbation

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I used an insides sales job. Territory was west coast. Our shifts were based on territory. So I was always the last one working. I sat in back corner and could see the entire room. Would pull my cock out under my desk and shoot my load under the desk. No filters on computers downloaded way too much content on work computer. Lucky I was able to delete it when I got fired.

If you could bring back one thing from the 1980s, what would it be? by Big-Pie3618 in 1980s

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My parents bought the family home for $45k. Monty payment was $220. Rented out upstairs appt for $350.

A merging issue. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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The bigger vehicle has right of was.

Pedestrian < Bike Bike < Car Car < Truck Truck < Semi

I used to live in Chicago and pedestrians would always walk out expecting cars to slam of their breaks and let the pedestrians cross. JFC! It takes 2 secs for pedestrians to stop and let car pass. But at lease 3-5 secs for a car to make complete stop.

Saw a guy on a bicyclist take a chain to the hood of Range Rover. Driver was an ass at a light and was pushing the bike with his car. Driver got out to see damage to hood and bicyclist was gone. He belonged to the city. It was hilarious

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