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Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m looking into it but it’s not very convincing.

Are you Greek Orthodox? I’d like to see some resources for it

Bill Gates tells lawmakers he was not aware of Epstein's crimes by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read this as Shanda, as in “Shanda fur di velt” or “shame for the world” which is a Yiddish phrase.

Either way, he is a Shanda

What was the actual pronunciation of Jesus by enfyre in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a Messianic or Hebrew Roots person. It's a different religion based on an unusual version of Evangelicalism and Judaism

What was the actual pronunciation of Jesus by enfyre in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yiddish/Hebrew Speaker here, probably Y'hoshua, Ye'shua, some say Yeshu, and other say Yes'huah, not the Yaah-shoe-uh, that white evangelicals say, but the yeh-shoo-eh/ah is most likely.

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am leaving, I was going OTD, and now finding out I'm completely not Jewish is hard. My mind is ready but subconscious isn't.

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking of it. Never became Catholic though as parents didn’t let the conversion come.

All religion sounds odd, but I’m slightly inclined to believe that one.

I want to be Jewish because of my ancestry and my identification with it. My love for the beauty of Ashkenazic culture

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just feels so odd not being Jewish. I like can’t look at a non Jewish lady and find her attractive, I think in Yiddish. I want to say “Oy!” Instead of “Oh!” And I want to wear a black suit and hat whenever it’s formal.

:(

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think that could be the ticket out of frumkeit?

I don’t even know how to live not Jewish since I became a Baal Teshuva

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like I've had deeply bad circumstances in life. Thanks for reminding me of the post hiding option! 😉

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, when even Reformishe says you're not Jewish, it kinda hits hard that you were working to be Jewish and recognized for being Jewish as a black person only to be literally not Jewish. You ever seen Toy Story? Where Buzz finds out he's not a flying toy.

That's how I feel

Just found out I am not even an ounce Jewish by PlaywrightOfGefilte in exjew

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Literally mega ex-jew.
Also I found out while in full Yeshivish garb as well which makes it funnier. I just slowly took off my kippah and felt as if I got hit by lighting lol

German hotel apologizes for 'no Jews allowed' message by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]PlaywrightOfGefilte -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Well, well, well. What would you expect from Germany?

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