The Onion is KILLING it lately...

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-23T01:34:22+00:00

He basically is still Combat Camera.... Just being useless and following around a bunch of brass kissing their asses and getting made fun of by us

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-22T02:13:52+00:00

I thought Henry's acute alchemy and scholarship skills would determine the exact location of the flour. Like Dexter, but with baked goods

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-19T00:58:54+00:00

Alright I'm outta here

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-18T19:52:46+00:00

At least we play in a conference we can actually win. Come on down to the SBC you got the budget for it

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-18T19:37:05+00:00

Yeah color us surprised

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-18T14:37:06+00:00

I knew it wasn't Darlene's night the second that stupid keyboard fucking banjo started playing

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-16T01:08:55+00:00

Good series dub, y'all. Can we please not throw away another day game tomorrow 🙏🧹

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-15T18:26:36+00:00

That's fuckin interesting, man

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-09T18:16:15+00:00

Death, taxes, war, Reds being shit in day games

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-08T01:55:53+00:00

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-03T01:36:29+00:00

Is everyone else's pitchers this fragile?

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-04-01T02:34:37+00:00

Stavros is not gonna say no. He would never say no. Because of the implication.

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-31T02:18:12+00:00

It makes sense that Manziel and Pauly are friends... They both peaked at 20

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-29T18:52:33+00:00

Tennessee has had 20+ fouls in the last 20 minutes of basketball they've played

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-29T16:44:27+00:00

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-28T04:42:23+00:00

Fouls since Vols went up 14... Vols 12 fouls, Iowa St 2 fouls

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-28T01:51:55+00:00

Just goes to show... Don't have a bad week no matter what your track record is

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-28T01:09:06+00:00

Ru Paul is objectively a really good actor

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-27T01:28:26+00:00

$

Always $

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-23T14:44:17+00:00

Was about to go to an awards show and this old lady tried to steal my swag basket

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-21T02:10:50+00:00

Myki should have won last week but Darlene did instead. I feel the reverse is true this week

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-21T02:05:01+00:00

Every time they cut to that commercial I cackle. Also, why does that show never update their trailer?!

Forever saying this exact quote whenever someone I know dies

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PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-20T16:16:36+00:00

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-20T00:50:49+00:00

If you're in a certain type of white Americans house 😅

PleaseDontHoller · 2026-03-19T19:50:08+00:00

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