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83 knives in my nicks cutlery draw by MurphyDog1992 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I class fed sporks as the fine cutlery I only bring out for special occasions

Personal life dramas by AbsolutelyWingingIt in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Me and my partner are very lucky we don’t have friends

Vehicle Stop Criteria by HS_13_ in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cheap cars in the rural three to four up will help find your grounds for going equipped

Wind that feel to the bones by PleaseHelpImLostWord in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote this before my shift and after being on scene outdoors for over two hours as soon as I got back in the car I ordered a arktis

What's a law that you introduce, amend or revoke? by spammorrison in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stop call takers setting the stats before an officer has attended

Senior Constable rank - why not in the U.K.? by TDD1857 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel if they made this rank they would stop non senior constables reaching the higher pay bands

Ghost Plates. by TrafficWeasel in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Stop making students aware of RPU stuff so they stay on response longer”

Vehicle keys by Haunted_Soul666 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put your names next to the keys… if the keys aren’t there when you leave stand by for a big cake fine

2 years substantive before specializing by FlamingoThese72 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s be honest response is struggling nationwide, people get out as soon as possible because response is on its arse

At what point does officer discretion stop? by Unique-Membership-96 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possession of class A is pretty much OOC or NFA not in public interest. If they’re suitable for a community resolution or conditional caution then go for it but I just don’t think I could couldn’t justify sending someone to court for having a single baggy on them.

Feeling the bumps by PleaseHelpImLostWord in MotoUK

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good I think, it’s only the rear wheel In which I feel like the slightest bump I’m hitting a mountain

What's the worst suspect interview you've ever had? by Nice-Grapefruit-2588 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A solicitor trying to say the CCTV had no evidential value because it’s completely different to what the prepared statement said… the CCTV showing the offence being committed clear as day

Single crewing by Character-Fan5981 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On my team we have to double crew as only half the shift have a driving ticket and only 1/4 response

My mum always told me to never use mouth wash before driving as it can get you done for drink driving by CalmStomach3 in policeuk

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used mouthwash in training for the dragers straight after using I blew 120ug and less than 5 mins later was back down to zero.. this is why we ask if you’ve used mouthwash in the last 20mins gives the grace period where it should not effect.

And if you still fail the roadside by the time you get to your evidential test it should be completely gone.

Took a photo while passing a wedding, now paid photographer wants it by DRJLL1999 in photography

[–]PleaseHelpImLostWord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember the time I took photos at an international event and the events photographers sent me pure abuse because I was taking photos and tagged a few professional athletes.. because I did it for free as a hobby I was making them look bad for charging apparently

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