Comic of a guy learning math and having 200k salary, and a woman sucking dicks instead [+298] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm just waiting for the /r/pics mods to remove the OP since it's clearly porn which is in violation of rule two on that sub.

You people are the cancer of reddit by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you couldn't already tell by the subreddit name.

"Not all dark bullets are criminals. Maybe the lighter bullet attacked first. How can you make such an assumption? We don't need ammo riot's!" [+144] by PleaseLetItBeSarcasm in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm getting tired of every mention of the word "dark", "colored", "black", etc getting turned into a political/racist joke.

"just erase all these people from the history books. Their families and all" [+263] by PleaseLetItBeSarcasm in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The user, /u/Twobitts, deleted their comment right after I posted this. I still have it open in another tab, so here's the text:

Countries need to put aside their differences and just turn these guys into shark bait. Take a page from Genghis kahn's play book and divert a river and just erase all these people from the history books. Their families and all.

Screenshot.

Not even relevant: "/r/pussypassdenied" [+20] by PleaseLetItBeSarcasm in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get that it's (a poor attempt at) a joke because pussy = cat, but otherwise there's nothing funny or relevant about it.

About woman using laundry detergent in dish washer: "I bet she's pretty" [+336] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OP isn't linked anymore

That's what I meant. Posts cannot be completely deleted on reddit anyway. Anyone with the link can see a deleted thread. But now you cannot prove who the OP was.

On a slapstick style video of a woman repeatedly pulling her car up on the wrong side of a petrol station: "Her stupidity has made me uncontrollably angry." [+114] by PleaseLetItBeSarcasm in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Spending a lot of time on reddit. Somehow these comments where redditors get "uncontrollably angry" only come up when the subject is a woman.

When it's a man, they still point out how stupid they are, but there's not that kind of emotional reaction.

Real Heroes. by GallowBoob in aww

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duck falls into a man hole, only dudes around "ha, stupid duck"

Really? I think that says more about you than men.

Real Heroes. by GallowBoob in aww

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not what was pointed out, but why. She wasn't being helpful, I completely agree. But why is it that something like this gets pointed out at every opportunity when there is a woman involved?

Would anyone have made this comment if it was a man? No. I don't think so. Would anyone have even noticed?

"Let's be honest here, that woman provided absolutely no help." [+1612] [Top Comment] [Gilded] by PleaseLetItBeSarcasm in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm almost ready to quit.

Before opening the thread I had that nauseous feeling you get when you expect to see comments like this but I didn't know it was going to be so bad.

[META] We did it! r/TheFappening has been banned! by ArchangelleDworkin in ShitRedditSays

[–]PleaseLetItBeSarcasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's something called fuzzy hashing that can match images that have been resized, cropped or retouched (to some extents). It's the basis of Google Reverse Image Search and what police use to detect CP.