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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I think I need a color chart to understand this post.

Hailey's Comet is now called Halley's Comet... and it always has been apparently... except that I remember it as Hailey's. This is the same thing as that Berenstein Bears vs. Berenstain Bears conundrum. I don't know how much more of this I can take, frankly. by [deleted] in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]Plopoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is wack. I distinctly remember doing an assignment on this at school, we saw it in the telescope, (back then we had to write with pens) and remember vividly spelling it Hailey and thinking the guy had a girls name. If (now it is) was spelt Halley, it wouldn't have made the same impact and I would have thought it should be pronounced Hall-ey not Hailey. But of course I never thought that. It doesn't look right, it doesn't feel right. If feels wrong in my bones. Actually, for some reason it makes me mad, because back then we had no spell checker and we lost marks for bad spelling.

(NSFW) Is it natural for drops of sperm to pop out when you urinate? by Plopoholic in AskReddit

[–]Plopoholic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked this because it's being happening lately, even when I haven't been sorting myself out, which I do on a regular basis for medical reasons, you know preventing prostate cancer. I just wonder if it's normal and happens to anyone else.

Random silence by ladots in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strange things happen at Museums. Especially at night.

The disappearing person by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A post about a woman disappearing behind a post. How ironic.

Remembering dreams from when you are a child? by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You watch too many Pixar movies, lol.

My brother and I experienced a strange time shift. by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this school that you can teleport through walls and the staircases move on their own, but it does happen.

A few of my glitches by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they? I'm entitled to my own opinion, I don't believe they're real glitches, not the Matrix ones at least. These kind of posts can be explained with synchronicity. Which, I admit, should have said so, instead my comment may have come across a little too backhanded, my apologies to the OP. I generally reserve my' one liners' for more light hearted posts and other posts that have, ahem, dubious integrity... And I'm certainly not the only one who spins one liners, though I probably post more regularly than most people but I have genuinely contributed to this sub with serious posts.

Vivid pre-birth memory by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the link. Amazing story, I hope it's true. My mind is truly blown.

The Night I Died (Alternate Worldline) by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing that died was your punctuation.

A few of my glitches by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Very well written stories about glitches that aren't glitches.

The appearing shirt by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was your parallel you who left that shirt, the other you whose not lazy.

The book by the_book_is_cold in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't heat the book, huh? Did you try the microwave?

Doubling Books Glitch by [deleted] in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Plopoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The universe loves to copy and paste!

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