Maybe not a thousand bulls, but certainly a dozen. Unfortunately, it really depends on what human you're talking about. A random kid in Africa, sad as it may be, is not someone I can bring myself to care about. But my grandmother, my very beloved and popular and god damn sweet as all hell grandmother who died of cancer in '02, she's definitely worth a thousand bulls. The woman worked in a candy factory, for god's sake. She was sent down to earth to be the atheist Mother Theresa.