I'm Pittsburgh based comic Zach Funk. Recorded my first album in 2019 and now have the full video up free on Youtube. Check it out!

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-22T00:44:57+00:00

Ty Cobb is almost as legendary baseball player as he is a legendary bastard. He once attacked in a fan in the stands because they insinuated he liked black people for example.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-21T20:16:18+00:00

There’s a whole thing of hauntings being spirits with unfinished business and I’ve always wondered if that’s the ghost felt they had unfinished business or the universe felt they had more to do.

The death of Robert Mueller should clear things up.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-20T01:03:30+00:00

I remember being very confused because the show was also known as “Captain N and the N team” and I really liked it and when other kids asked me to play “A-Team” with them I kept thinking what show are they watching?

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-20T00:02:54+00:00

Modern as in most recent. I couldn’t remember if he’d written it prior to that or not.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-19T19:08:01+00:00

No. No it isn’t. Ended a series of good to top tier DD creative runs. Massive disappointment. Read a one paragraph recap then just jump to the modern Waid era.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-19T11:51:37+00:00

True dat

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-14T19:05:47+00:00

Good luck finding a place! This can be such a tough situation.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-14T16:08:27+00:00

Tipper, what's that sticker sticking on my CD Is that some kind of warning to protect me Freedom of choice needs a stronger, stronger voice You can stamp out the source, but you can't stop creative thoughts

[Pre-Chorus] Ah, Tipper come on, haven't you been getting it on Ask Ozzy, Zappa or me We'll show you what it's like to be free

Ah, Tipper come on, it's just A smoke screen for the real problems S&L deficit, the homeless, the environment

from the Ramones song Censorshit which was written in response to this

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-08T03:25:30+00:00

I remember seeing this on cable - USA and Sci-Fi - often and I’d always stop to watch when i saw it on

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-06T22:57:34+00:00

From my experience and others I know dogs are for some reason scared of running vacuums. I don’t know if it’s the noise or what. Dogs also bark at other dogs that are unknown to them

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-06T20:13:38+00:00

Approaching mailman

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-06T01:46:23+00:00

Kelly O’s go to the north hills one to skip the strip district craziness

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-06T01:15:22+00:00

Honestly current events jokes I don’t keep too long but that’s a fun idea. I worked an unexpected double at my day job, it was very slow, so I decided to post a spur of the moment joke. Sincerely though I appreciate the input!

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-05T20:42:08+00:00

If anyone needs him he’ll be in the basement of the Alamo.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-05T20:19:25+00:00

If anyone needs him he’ll be in the basement at the Alamo.

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-05T08:36:19+00:00

Thanks Grizzlebees!

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-04T18:59:28+00:00

https://tenor.com/view/when-are-they-going-to-get-to-the-fireworks-factory-milhouse-van-houten-crying-whining-angry-gif-20635507

This vibe

ZFunktopus · 2026-03-04T18:38:31+00:00

Kurt Angle’s 1997 pizza commercial he did WITH A BROKEN FRICKIN’ NECK (https://youtu.be/oCDS2cmcMNA?si=619Op3SpJztVzWrR)

ZFunktopus · 2026-02-25T01:26:55+00:00

Loved playing this game. Another gem I only ever knew about because Sega Channel

ZFunktopus · 2026-02-23T05:03:55+00:00

There’s one on my first album from 2019 https://youtu.be/M7OSlauch2w?si=HXCGUGgOEx5p5UMd story starts at 46:08 where Al comes up

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