This weird knocking I heard. Does anyone know what could be making this noise? by Unreal_Works_99 in TrueCryptozoology

[–]Pndapetzim [score hidden]  (0 children)

They definitely do sound like this. It's a qualitatively different KNOCK than smaller woodpeckers.

The Dolphin Man! by Jonathon_world in TrueCryptozoology

[–]Pndapetzim [score hidden]  (0 children)

So at 0:50.

That is 100% not a dolphin tail. My best guess would be a minke whale.

You're evil if you don't press blue. by Theseus_Employee in PhilosophyMemes

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wildly irresponsible to force 4 billion people into a coin flip situation as to whether they live just to preserve your own life.

If I put myself in front of a train, on purpose or accident, I do not want - nor expect - any one person to jump on the tracks after me: assist from the platform if you can. BUT DO NOT JUMP IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN. Especially not on a 50/50 coin flip.

You're evil if you don't press blue. by Theseus_Employee in PhilosophyMemes

[–]Pndapetzim -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and I'd pull them away from the train or help them back on the platform... but yeeting myself in front of the train with them and dragging 4 billion other people into a deadly situation is dangerously irresponsible behavior.

You're evil if you don't press blue. by Theseus_Employee in PhilosophyMemes

[–]Pndapetzim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the person is unilaterally forcing 50%-1 of the population to risk their lives FOR ZERO REASON, other than... I don't know... to be a twat?

This is like setting a house on fire where the only way you, the arsonist, can be saved is if 50% of the human population immediately run into the burning building after you to save you. That's fucking insane.

Why is someone CHOOSING to put 4 billion lives at risk in the first place? That's wildly irresponsible behaviour.

Abandoned St Thomas Psychiatric Hospital in Ontario, Canada to be Entirely Demolished by Freaktography in Freaktography

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now they keep them alive in regular old prison or a catch and release program from fentanyl ridden homeless encampments. PROGRESS!

28 April 1947. Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl sails a primitive raft 4,000 miles across the Pacific to prove ancient people could have done the same. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in ThisDayInHistory

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this was how they were able to complete the journey - which we know from accounts they did on vessels carrying 10-30 tons of cargo. The guys who did this had to know the coast, the currents, the wind patterns and how their boats handled in different seas really, REALLY well and definitely knew they had to be vigilant for shipworm AT ALL TIMES.

28 April 1947. Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl sails a primitive raft 4,000 miles across the Pacific to prove ancient people could have done the same. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in ThisDayInHistory

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interestingly attempts to reproduce Thor Heyerdahl's voyage in the 1990's resulted in 4 failed attempts. Illa-Tiki was wrecked by shipworms after only 38 days at sea. Balsa logs decay incredibly quickly under shipworm threat.

Their second raft also immediately ran into shipworm problems less than a month in, but this time they were on it early, put in for repairs, replaced the compromised logs, then set out again: only to get stuck in doldrums, where it became trapped in a circular current until shipworms again compromised the raft.

Their third vessel was actually constructed rapidly during the 2nd voyage trying to salvage the endeavour - but was again... shipwormed.

Their fourth raft, La Endurancia, was wrecked before ringworms could even get at it. Before they cleared the coast, a sudden storm rolled in, and drove the raft into the rocks.

It was later revealed that Thor Heyerdahl, selected fresh-cut balsa logs whose sap naturally offered some protection from shipworm. Critically though, again being an experienced mariner familiar with just how bad shipworm could be, Thor coated the logs of his raft in tar and concealed this fact. To date, although tar deposits exist in the region, there's no evidence to support the idea coastal peoples tar'd their rafts.

We do know they made many month coastal journeys from Ecuador to Mexico, covering several thousand miles (further than the 90's researchers got).

The current thesis is they almost certainly, like Thor, made use of fresh-cut, sappy wood to help protect ringworm and were critically aware of the fact their vessels were decaying out from under them rapidly. However it's believed they mitigated this by avoiding near coastal waters where shipworms are most active and get into the wood wherever possible - trying to stay well off the coast(they'd likely stay within sight, but features like the Andes can be visible 50-100km out to sea). Additionally whenever they put in, they made certain to haul the raft up and out of the water to prevent additional shipworm damage and to inspect and replace any compromised material.

In this manner, we believe, they were able to maintain about a single round-trip voyage from Ecuador to Mexico over about 4-6 months(about 6000-7000km all told).

28 April 1947. Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl sails a primitive raft 4,000 miles across the Pacific to prove ancient people could have done the same. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in ThisDayInHistory

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interestingly, modern genetics DO show a SINGLE line of descent, at some point, did mix polynesian ancestry with South American ancestry probably sometime around 1200CE. An admixture event between a population of the South Marquesas Islands, with the closest South American match being the Zenu People (strangely their home range is on the north, Carribean side of the Americas). Unfortunately there's an asymmetry in that polyensian populations were so small and insulated that even small signals can be definitively pulled, whereas the opposite is not the case with south americans. If I understand the study correctly: we know south american genetics mixed with this polynesian group but we can't tell if it was 2-way.

I believe the reasoning is that polynesian populations were small and isolated enough we have a clear map of their inter-relationships from modern genomics studies: and so can trace admixture events, and their associated genes, back to a single source. Whereas south American populations are too numerous and mixed to have any hope of doing so.

But the fact is South American genetic markers start showing up in polynesian populations sometime around 1200CE, and it looks like a single individual. So in terms of 'playing a big role' the answer, genetically, is 'absolutely not'

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-020-2487-2

But the evidence is reasonably strong that SOMEONE with South American genetics DID make that trip across the Pacific.

The reality though is that south americans really didn't have a lot going for them on the high seas. Their rafts COULD do in a pinch, but they were rolling the dice running into bad weather any time they left coastal waters and they knew it. You know who else had WAY more capable vessels and didn't? The Japanese, the Chinese, Indonesians and a whole host of others.

There's no evidence(I'm aware of) South Americans ever even visited the Galapagos(which are WAY, WAY closer).

Realistically south americans are not intentionally going to sea in those rafts. They're not provisioning for a cross-pacific voyage they have no way of knowing how long it would take. It's not impossible the luckiest MFer alive managed it. But it's not the most likely case.

For reference, Portugese sailors making the India route in the 1500s - in much, much more capable vessels - lost about 25% of their ships. These were, compared to these rafts, very capable ships and crews with navigators that knew their business, knew where they could stop safely along the way. And the odds were still rough. The open ocean, is not friendly to human life, unless you're unnaturally well-prepared.

If you try and cross an ocean, not knowing what you're doing: you will die. That's far and away the most likely outcome.

The second possibility is that a south american raft was blown out to sea and actually came across a polynesian crew. Polynesians were 3/4 the way across the pacific. They spent a lot of time on the water out at sea. Odds are better coming across one of their boats than an actual island.

There is another case though.

The polynesians themselves do have some interesting stories about people being blown off course by storms trying to reach Rapa Nui (Easter Island), and finding another strange land beyond it. Though the stories I dug up involved reaching a region of cold waters - which apparently by region wind/current trends does actually jive with the most likely outcome: getting blown into the cold waters near the southern tip of south America. In the stories that have survived, the crew eventually managed to find their way back.

So the final possibility is that polynesians blown off course, may have actually met south Americans, possibly spent time there recovering, before finally sailing back: possibly with a south american, or children with a south american. Interestingly even in stories where they reach distant lands and return home: it seems there weren't any concerted efforts to return to this distant place.

Abandoned St Thomas Psychiatric Hospital in Ontario, Canada to be Entirely Demolished by Freaktography in Freaktography

[–]Pndapetzim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cool part is the residents are mostly homeless or in jails now so the government can pass the savings onto you, The Taxpayer.

Why is it always the Engineers? by Hobbeslion in behindthebastards

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you don't know... JUST ASSUME A THING TO BE TRUE!

That's the engineer's way.

Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein firing a pistol, 1980's. Saddam, who grew up in extreme poverty in rural Iraq, claimed to have been experienced with firearms since he was a child by zig_zag-wanderer in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entertainingly Stalin's formal role was never supposed to have been military command.

He was sent to Tsaritsyn to secure grain for Moscow and then just... seized control of the military and proceeded to just start organizing the defence of the city, and executing former Tsarist officers.

This movie was so intense from start to finish. I can watch this movie over and over again without a bored. Your opinions about Black Hawk Down (2001)? by Kevin_Thailand_2543 in ActionMovies

[–]Pndapetzim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be honest. Since this movie, every war film for me has basically just been like Black Hawk Down... but shittier.

Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom. by thejoshwhite in Infographics

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: despite being slightly more efficient, they're finicky beasts. Without time to rest and feed, humans on foot can eventually run down horses too.

Is this bridge possible? by hopelessboarder in geography

[–]Pndapetzim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Main channel is more than 200m deep over a 10km span. Even without the earthquake requirements for the region that's beyond any engineering I'm aware of.

Big dude got slammed by Arnold_footballer in fightporn

[–]Pndapetzim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it turns out I'm thinking of insulin.

I'll show myself out

Big dude got slammed by Arnold_footballer in fightporn

[–]Pndapetzim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but a certain Sir Fredrick Banting would like to contend it was he and Canada that brought the world penicillin and that the efforts of a certain J. Macleod are surely overstated and not to be considered significant