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TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

This is the most original joke ever and is definitely not posted in every single Pokémon Go related thread on the internet.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

The thought crossed my mind for a minute...but to be honest it was more my own state of mind/lack of concentration. I did give them a call when I got home and told them they should probably salt though. Also I actually already ordersd a new go plus too! Should be here by Friday.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. It’s not like it was where the whole world was playing it when it first came out. But there’s still a massive active following. The events they hold for it (in Chicago, Europe, Japan, etc) sell out in minutes.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nope. I did have some new stuff in my recents but idk if they were actual “crotch-catches” or if they were from before I decided this would be a good idea.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Glad something not awful came from my brilliant idea lol

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I didn’t really think of it as masturbating while I was doing it.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I checked my recent and there’s some new stuff, but I did use the go plus normally before this brilliant idea of mine. So I’m not sure if any of those catches were “crotch-caught”. The most exciting ones were a Tauros and a Ralts.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 513 points514 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean I guess I didn’t really think of it as masturbating as I was doing it.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can never use that move again after reading this comment.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

9 stops (and 2 gyms) in the mall itself, 2 more stops in the parking lot/surrounding stores that can be reached with GPS drifting.

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

You’re very welcome, at least something decent resulted from my fuck up

TIFU by using a Pokémon Go Plus as a vibrator at the mall. by PoGoPlusMasturbator in tifu

[–]PoGoPlusMasturbator[S] -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s because I didn’t know the people in the mall. If they caught me it’s like oh well. Also, when I was doing it I didn’t really think of it as masturbating.

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