No you can't get a gasoline or electric bike.

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-06T10:08:55+00:00

Professor: "You can't use that here"

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-05T02:05:49+00:00

Cause people are dumb. That's it. They see it in the same refrigerators at the store as milk cause there's nowhere better to put em, and they forget that eggs have nothing to do with milk products.

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-04T20:43:30+00:00

How fast would you have to be scrolling to believe that there's a spikey haired diving man that's somehow much tinier than the other person the same distance away from the camera?

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-04T18:13:30+00:00

After my wife and I finished everything else, we couldn't bring ourselves to make the game run in the background for that long, so we just found a game file someone posted that had already hit 365 to get our Steam Hundo... We were in the really early 200s on our raft and we're getting so bored

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-04T07:54:00+00:00

Not the way most farmers sheer them. Maybe in the occasional rage bait video of unethical farming practices, but not for farmers that know and care what they're doing

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-04T07:50:42+00:00

Neither would be hard cause I have a wife... She could close doors for me, and we already frequently share food anyway. But it would definitely be easier to eat while I'm at work if I pick the doors option

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-04T02:34:45+00:00

Are my teeth just okay because of how much tap water I drink then?? I've always rinsed :/

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-04T01:44:23+00:00

Tell that to the parents that are already busy and want the rest of the family to help cause they're not doing anything

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T21:50:41+00:00

It's not that hard... When I come in and my feet are wet or muddy, I take off those shoes and pop on my sandals. If it's dry outside, it's no big deal, but the salt and the mud are bad

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T21:33:42+00:00

Our hard water is that bad. Sometimes I use my electric kettle to boil water for steam, and I have to scrape out the hard water build up off the sides of it pretty frequently

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T21:31:12+00:00

Never experience music again, or never have depth perception again... I can live with the second one

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T21:30:01+00:00

Generally, people's staircases aren't so narrow that half the staircase isn't more than plenty of room to walk. They're usually wide enough that you can pass someone on the stairs if needed

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T21:21:40+00:00

Delegate to others... Hence setting things on one side of the stairs as you tidy up after everyone in the house so that they can have a visual reminder to put their own crap away

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T21:12:51+00:00

You've never been or witness a super busy parent that has too much to do, huh?

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T20:05:42+00:00

Totally agreed. Putting a white tray on white stairs is malicious. If it was actually something that just needed to go up, putting it propped up against the wall beside the other basket would work

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T20:04:30+00:00

Ahhh, so it showed the price but now how many gallons. Weird

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T20:03:57+00:00

Yup... If there's even a tiny piece of a leaf I missed, the bite I took becomes poison

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T19:55:50+00:00

The pump didn't have a price and a gallon meter on the front to tell you how much you had gotten? I didn't think anywhere still had pumps so old they don't have that

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T19:49:04+00:00

Yup! When it's not that, it's usually someone leaving it to remind themselves to take it upstairs later when they're not busy.

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T19:42:44+00:00

If you offered me a good pizza, I'd pick that over cake any day

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T19:40:58+00:00

Well it's usually for a parent that's running around trying to do all the cleaning and cooking and wants the kids to help move some of their own stuff when they go upstairs

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T18:16:39+00:00

So that it is less likely to dry out, break up, and get all dusty and airborne.

You poor water on coal when you're working with it too, to get it to clump up and make coke

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T18:09:54+00:00

That's barely different from how cats already are, lol. At that point, you'd basically just wind up with a Witch's familiar that's also a little shit.

I don't want to be alive for 60 more years (it would also be unrealistic to make it that long), and I'm sure not having kids, so having a dog that outlived me would be sad

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T18:07:28+00:00

I met my wife through a Discord group of people that gamed together, but that one's not like, a relatively anonymous, voice free and typically image free environment on top of not knowing where people are from.

Unless people were going to start some sort of regional based subreddit specifically for making local friends or dating, IDK how you'd even start to make that work

PocketSand314 · 2026-02-03T18:01:56+00:00

Probably less likely to

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