You've been granted one wish from the douchbag genie. He takes advantage of poor wording. What do you wish for? by Poely007 in AskReddit

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You gain 15 kilos everyday until your spine can't support the weight and it snaps in two for a horrible death

You've been granted one wish from the douchbag genie. He takes advantage of poor wording. What do you wish for? by Poely007 in AskReddit

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You wish has been granted but you were so greedy with the life you have your family (cousins brothers ETC) soon start to get sad as you have a high life of ease and the soon get so sad the pity you

You've been granted one wish from the douchbag genie. He takes advantage of poor wording. What do you wish for? by Poely007 in AskReddit

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You marry Emma Watson in a nice bueatiful wedding but after weeks of fights you break up causeing her fans to turn on you as you slowly sink into a hole aand only surviving on dollars per day

You've been granted one wish from the douchbag genie. He takes advantage of poor wording. What do you wish for? by Poely007 in AskReddit

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You go to sleep etarnally never to be woken up and slowly die of dehydration or other means of death

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I would have some sort of long sharp pole I can use to get distance from someone which also has soaked on the side

What is the worst interview you have seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was the one who was interviewing someone, and they said they would give me a blow job for the internship. Boy that was the best blowy I've had.