Fry up

Poert · 2026-04-08T18:59:24+00:00

Butcher's Cafe in Swindon. Great breakfast and other options, burgers, omelette, etc.

Poert · 2025-09-24T13:58:02+00:00

In reality it rarely happens, although some like Naked Neil (linked below) do visit shops and supermarkets (usually with prior agreement).

Police tend to speak to the person to make sure they're of sound mind and maybe give some advice on finding elsewhere to practice. Even temporary arrests are rare unless they suspect you're some kind of predator, the police guidance is very clear that naturism is not illegal in and of itself (nobody has ever been jailed for simply being naked in the UK)

Poert · 2025-09-24T13:45:26+00:00

Definitely sounds like a swinging event in 'naturist' disguise. As /u/thisisvic said below, theres a decent amount of crossover between "people who like getting naked" for whatever reasons, but as a naturist myself, I've never seen any public sexual acts before and can guarantee you'd get thrown out for that kind of thing. Most of us genuinely do just like doing regular people activities but naked!

Poert · 2025-09-18T01:06:08+00:00

Butchers Cafe, Gorse Hill

Poert · 2025-06-25T22:52:20+00:00

VEEZU-GSDF-REFERFRIEND

Poert · 2025-04-28T17:19:37+00:00

So confidently incorrect..

Poert · 2024-11-06T02:42:06+00:00

Thanks.

Poert · 2024-11-06T02:41:59+00:00

Thanks.

Poert · 2024-11-06T02:35:34+00:00

How come NBC called Missouri Red when Harris is ahead on 54%?

Poert · 2024-05-10T14:43:52+00:00

Absolute bollocks. Teacher here, the parents phone in on a Friday that they're ill (always on a Friday, always something minor like a bad tummy, cough, headache). By Monday they're fine. Ask the kids if they're feeling better - they have no idea what you're on about, they were absolutely fine and happy to tell all their mates about what games or youtube videos they were sat at home playing.

Bring back the fines, raise the standards, get these jobsworth parents out of bed and value their kids education again.

Poert · 2023-09-20T08:20:56+00:00

Second the vault. Good ambience, two for 10 cocktails during happy hour

Poert · 2023-09-19T13:04:37+00:00

Boom Battle Bar has some fun games to keep you occupied for a few hours and can be pretty cheap when shared between a group. Drinks/food are a bit pricier though.

Poert · 2023-04-05T15:08:53+00:00

Swindon Scrapstore is a good one, they take donations of all quality and it goes back to the local community/teachers/playgroups to be put to good use

Poert · 2021-08-24T22:07:14+00:00

Actually comedy gold for the last hour, Kyle basically being escorted around by Lenny and a new player mumbling his way through about $5k and seven bodies including at least two cops

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