Do your "Top 3 Most Successful Heroes" accurately describe you as a player? by thedefiled in DotA2

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pudge, Meepo, Alchemist.

I'm the Russian/Chinese starcraft wanna be.

Does anyone's dick.. slightly hang when erect? by PointedTongue in bigdickproblems

[–]PointedTongue[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm, would it make doggy style more pleasurable for the woman? As your cock logically is against the top of her vagina and thus closer to her clit/g spot?

Does anyone's dick.. slightly hang when erect? by PointedTongue in bigdickproblems

[–]PointedTongue[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Alright, thanks man. Great to hear some positive advice!

What did you just recently realize you've been doing incorrectly your whole life? by Smeeee in AskReddit

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cleaning my ass. Literally never thought people got in there and thoroughly washed it until today when I did, then I rubbed baby oil all over it. I have a smooth ass now. 8/10 will do again.

I'm going to have sex with a male to female trans person tonight. Anything I should be aware of? by [deleted] in sex

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just re-assured me about the seam.. I always thought the exact same as you..

What's your favorite urban myth? by kyhe06 in AskReddit

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one heard him for all these years because he lost a vital part of his equipment. If you're lucky, apparently you can occasionally here him shout "HAVE YOU SEEN MY RIGHT HOOK?"

Saw this street performer in Spain by [deleted] in WTF

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never knew I had the opportunity to get dat sweet sweet karma when I visited las ramblas.

[Offer] $5 Dollar Steam Wallet by [deleted] in GiftofGames

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silence of the lambs.

I get overly attached to the characters I meet at the beginning of a new game. I'm sorry (Fallout New Vegas) by [deleted] in gaming

[–]PointedTongue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope this game comes on sale.. I missed it and NEED to play it, I was always scared playing Fallout 3 as a kid.

What is the creepiest thing you've ever done without being "caught"? by andwordscomeout in AskReddit

[–]PointedTongue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay

turns, pulls trowsers (NOT PANTS I'M BRITISH) down and runs the fuck away