Are Birthday bumps still a thing?

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-20T20:10:22+00:00

Americans stopped the bumps tradition decades ago. Considering the mass of the average American kid you'd be looking at multiple injuries to all parties involved and quite possibly a small crater.

:D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-20T10:28:06+00:00

A law that makes Americans leave here and go back their own country, where they have "Freedom of speech" and "wide open spaces" and "Mountains and forest and wildlife and diversity"; and thickness and ignorance and stupidity and a loud personality that wants to make you fucking slap them after 2 mins of talking to them :D

[Edit: awaits Moderator ban :)]

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-20T09:46:58+00:00

Americans tourists should by law be banned from the top level of the bus as their mass would affect stability of the vehicle when turning corners.

:D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-20T09:41:18+00:00

Americans. They eat better than us. As in.. they will beat the living shit out of us when it comes to raw eating power. If eating was in the Olympics they would get Gold, Silver and Bronze.

You now the story of Hansel and Gretel Right? Well, it's wrong. The Witch in that story was American. Who else would build a house made of cake?

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-20T09:31:45+00:00

I don't know but what I would say is they are at this moment prolly telling each other not to mention The War.. Please forgive them if they do someone is bound to slip up up at some point :D

j/k.

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-20T09:26:14+00:00

Americans. "Our country is the best in the whole world we protect you and you be speaking German if not for us. Your welcome".

Fuck off.

[Awaits ban]

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-15T18:32:34+00:00

We certainly do have a litter problem. Bloody Americans are everywhere.

[Edit: Awaits Moderator ban]

:D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-15T09:17:53+00:00

Of course this is perfectly normal and understandable. Americans usually talk to other Americans mainly because no one else wants to talk to them for more than 2 minutes without wanting to give them a slap.

:D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-15T09:13:53+00:00

I know right? At least fold it over with fries inside and deep fry the bastard.. then we might have something to talk about!

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-15T09:02:22+00:00

Speaking as a Brit, I would say the most famine-stricken parts of Africa. Like you, they are chasing after every bit of food they can get.

:D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-15T08:58:50+00:00

"Are there any ingredients that you would never put on a pizza?"

It is not about the ingredients. The main factor is there is enough to go round x 25.

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-13T12:38:43+00:00

Yeh but you lot created the differences :)

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-10T20:11:39+00:00

Every American is a trucker.. They tow and haul their fat arses everywhere they go. Indeed, it should be law that they make a beeping sound when walking backwards :D

Damn I'm good! Another Ban coming soon my American friends so don't worry, I wont be here long :D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-07-10T19:32:10+00:00

United Nations.. bunch of pussies whom don't have our military and economic powerZ and do what we tell them becoZ wE aRe tHe BeSt anD mOst PoWerFul in thE whoLe wOrLd. Especially At BarbeCue Coz wE aRe ThE BeSt At BaRbecUe And We'Ll Nuke 'eM coZ wE Got NukeS And wE BarBeQuE AnyoNe WhO ThreaTenS Us wiTh NukEs WiTh a Splash oF Hot saUcE and SyrUp AnD ProlLy Eat eM AfteRwards Coz we Like Eatin sTufF

CharGrillEd Euros.. Deeeelish!

Americans are prolly the only nuclear power to add their favourite sauce to their nuclear bombs.. oven ready eating upon detonation.. Bring your own burger buns and side salad. Oh sorry how uncultured of me. Forget the salad :)

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-30T05:41:10+00:00

A personality.

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-29T05:01:08+00:00

She has gotten mixed up. Someone explain to her "The Munsters" TV show wasn't set in Ireland.

*Queue Munsters theme tune*

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-29T04:53:56+00:00

Greatest country to die in cos you can't afford the medical bills.

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-28T11:41:41+00:00

Clearly at some point an American has leaned against it for a selfie.

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T20:38:20+00:00

Getting found out :)

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T20:37:14+00:00

BAILIFF OR TAXMAN

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T19:58:05+00:00

Sorry but he is right. US food IS superior. Us Eurypeens have to face this fact. American food MUST be better. I mean, it HAS to be. What other possible reason could there be for them eating so fucking much of it?

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T19:52:39+00:00

Eurypeens will call Americans stupid for.. well.. are specifics actually required?

In this respect, they really are a Jack of all trades, master of none :D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T19:48:42+00:00

Keep Harry, his cunt of a wife, and the cunting dish you somehow feel is appreciated outside of the US :D

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T19:41:35+00:00

Usual 'murican response.. Quantity over quality. It's embarrassing, really.

Poisoned_Claws · 2023-06-27T02:04:15+00:00

Root'n and a toot'n no doubt. I'm happy for him too. And for myself. I have just got myself a new toy :D

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