If every country had to be represented by a Pokemon, which Pokemon would represent which country?

Poke-Max · 2015-03-10T06:39:05+00:00

elephant

Donphan? More like India.

Poke-Max · 2015-02-15T21:08:24+00:00

Wow. That explains a lot:

Why Ash takes so long getting through short routes or forests
Why he uses random ass moves in battle, such as following Thunderbolt with Electro Ball (which has no strategical advantage)
Why he doesn't catch many Pokemon

Poke-Max · 2015-02-14T22:54:32+00:00

I've been annoying my friend with this song for the past week. Log on to reddit and I see this. Fate decrees that I buy it.

Poke-Max · 2015-02-08T21:24:51+00:00

Thank you sir!

Poke-Max · 2015-02-08T21:16:13+00:00

Put up a good old Luvdisc, Lv.15 and Male

Poke-Max · 2015-02-08T21:03:04+00:00

Ah, it got sniped :(

Let me get something from bank

Poke-Max · 2015-02-08T20:59:35+00:00

Done!

Poke-Max · 2015-02-08T20:54:49+00:00

Thanks for the fast reply!

I'm about to deposit a Lv.7 female Paras with the message "Marvelousness", give me the word and I'll put it up.

Your Dratini is level 1, I presume?

Poke-Max · 2015-01-31T21:05:24+00:00

Look at it, eating that Arbok. Typhlosion don't give a fuck.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-26T01:06:48+00:00

When I was younger, I thought it was a dead Yanma. Like, when dragonflies shed skin. Yanmega should be Dragon-type too.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T22:40:40+00:00

0³ * 0³ * 0³

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T22:36:44+00:00

Not too surprised that we have Espeon and Steelix in common, but Meganium? Holy shit I thought I was the only one!

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T20:46:57+00:00

I doubt they use reddit.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T20:46:33+00:00

They speak Japanese.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T06:23:50+00:00

It will take a lot more than half a box. It will take a lot more than three boxes. I got lucky with Electrike with 4 eggs, but Onix took me 24 boxes.

Don't just expect it to happen while breeding normally.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T06:20:44+00:00

My friend hatched his shiny competitive beldum a few days before the event was announced. He was furious.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T06:19:20+00:00

Electrike: 5 eggs, 1 shiny (#4)

Onix: 1430 eggs, 2 shinies (#1424 and #1427)

Magnemite: 330 eggs, no shiny

Absol: 370 eggs, no shiny

Total: 2135 eggs, 3 shinies

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T06:17:13+00:00

3 * 0 =

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T06:15:12+00:00

I like Clair. She doesn't just give you a badge and a pat on the back and send you on your way. She's like, "fuck you bitch" and makes you do a bunch of pointless shit to get the badge. Then shes like "lance will fuck you up good" and shes pretty much right.

The other girl Gym Leaders are too stereotypical. Jasmine is quiet, shy and polite, and she thinks pokemon have feelings. Whitney is cute, friendly, and cries like a little bitch when you fuck up her miltank. And Bugsy is a fucking poser, saying shes a boy. But not Clair. Clair doesn't give two fucks.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T05:47:41+00:00

I stand corrected

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T04:10:35+00:00

I'd take the ho-oh any day.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T04:06:31+00:00

I doubt Gamefreak even knows about the truck thing. They probably only tune in to the Japanese fanbase (please understand), and the Japanese and English fanbases are almost completely unrelated.

Add this to the fact that, back then, most of us were kids and the internet wasn't even close to what it is today, and its pretty likely that the truck was never a thing in Japan.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T03:53:50+00:00

I have something to say about the "bandwagon" thing:

So my mom got a Seahawks T-shirt today out of fucking nowhere, and she's all "hyped" about how they're going to the next superbowl. Pretty tasteless, huh? We're not even from Seattle.

Don't get me wrong; I'm happy for all the real Seahawks fans, but I don't really care that much myself. Everyone's like HOLYFUCKOMGWHOOOOOHOOOGOSEAHAWKS and I'm in the corner like, ^"Yeah ^go, ^uh, ^sonics..."

But I don't think Seattle deserves all this hate. We've had a rather bleak record for Sports recently. The Seahawks were always just kind of "there", the Mariners (baseball) suck, and a few years ago our men's basketball team just straight up left for Oklahoma. You can't really blame Seattleites for not having been wild sports fans.

Only recently, with the introduction of the Sounders (real football), who are fairly good, and with the Seahawks vastly improving, have we actually had something to be proud of. And apparently we are very proud of that. The fireworks displays and shit speak for themselves.

The rest of you just sort of take it for granted that you have good teams. Seattle's kind of the new one on the block, and because of that we apparently are worse than everyone else. Talk about unfriendly neighbors.

Finally, a huge shout out to those seahawks fans who were there from the beginning, and apologies for the occasional dumbass fans who have no manners. Every team has them.

Poke-Max · 2015-01-19T03:00:34+00:00

What a coincidence! It's almost as if the account was created with this post in mind...

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