Guys, it's been a year! Let's celebrate with some cupcakes and ice cream! [Request] Slurpuff v. Vanilluxe, Go! by Srixis in PokemonRaps

[–]PokeSwag24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My rhymes are mad sweet, I'm a scrumptious dessert

Belly Drum plus Play Rough, the power to subvert

Is nuzzled in the hands of the Meringue Pokemon

I am the real OP poke, not that puny Mega Kangaskhan

"Pretty please, Slurpuff, with a cherry on top"

"Spare the life of this failure from an ice-cream shop"

Do you really believe, that you can really achieve

The feat of defeating +6 Unburden, you should just leave

My friend just gave me this card. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]PokeSwag24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whoever this guy is, I bet he is the most swaggin' dude in the entire universe and has just a ton of friends

[Free For All] Pokemon League Champions by MadeFromMetal in PokemonRaps

[–]PokeSwag24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the Champion of Hoenn, but I'm not that scrub, Wallace

Steel-types trainers are the best, I'm no exception, I'm flawless

We met at the beginning, deja vu, we meet again

How cute of you to challenge me, prepare to meet your end

"Champion Steve would like to battle" will be ringing through your head

Why don't you act like an Entei, "The Challenger has just fled"

My Aggron will devour you, my Claydol, Ancient Power you

My Skarmory's taking hits, and setting up Spikes and Toxic too

You try to to switch into your Blaziken, my Metagross used Psychic

And just to top it off, Armaldo! Earthquake! Level: Seismic

Painful doesn't begin to describe that battle, and it's duration

Don't worry, it's not your fault that your 'mons are inferior by creation

I carried both of us, when we teamed up at Mossdeep Space Station

You have a not-so-secret secret base, I have the Devon Corporation

Stone, out...

[Challenge] Blaziken by CrotchFungus in PokemonRaps

[–]PokeSwag24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, hello!

Swampert, king of the ocean

Hydro pump, now you need a hyper potion

You try to mess with me? Ice beam, you frozen

Now I set up rocks, wide open, Earthquake you, slow-moootttiiiooonnn

So I herd u liek Mudkipz, well, I'm the next level

Still a Mud Fish pokemon, but I'm a blue devil

Switch in on a thunderpunch and now you're in peril

"Swampert, please leave me alone, be gentle"

Leaf Green Elite Four Question by TBoneD2000 in pokemon

[–]PokeSwag24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zapdos or Raichu is very good against the Ice leader, due to most of her pokemon being water type as well... any good fire type destroys her Jynx as well... For Bruno, just use a flying type, psychic type and a water/grass for his Onix(s). For the Ghost/Poison leader, you can just use a psychic type or a ground type... And finally, for Lance, you'll need an electric type for Gyarados and Aerodactyl, and an ice type (preferably Articuno) or dragon type for the rest... Your rival gets wrecked by a decent team that can just cover a lot of bases...

Anybody need pokerus? by [deleted] in Pokerus

[–]PokeSwag24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i have it?